Squan chair 3 crazy lifeguard chick

Sorry not hot....you know when you talk to someone for one second and are absolutely positive they suck.

People on the beach came up after and were asking what i did... Because they couldnt figure it out... I had to explain to them the lifeguards were mad that while surfing in the surf zone i went in the direction of a swimmer they failed to tell not to swim there.

Did i mention i was on the sand walking back to my family while this ocurred...

Daddy we is the lifeguard so mad at you?

Because she is a total kook son thats why...

I once asked the lifeguard at redpipe in sl where i can surf when he kicked me out at 930.... He said he wasnt sure. Really you are the lifeguard son ... Im not buying it. I asked if i could surf tbe other side of the pipe technically sea girt... He said no bc he doesnt wanna get in trouble. Then he said he felt bad cuz i was ripping and he advised me he too wanted to learn to surf. I advised him one must learn to surf in belmar.

I have reached my point of summertime stupid benny saturation. In the past ive learned to embrace. You know waiting in line at porta... Popped collars at parker house... Signing Bon jovi at club legette...just flucking over it. F these people.

I once got a $75 ticket for surfing spring lake without a badge... They waiting for me.. I took my time. Might be a good year for another ticket.

Although its summer awesomeness watching idiots enter shorebreak with their kayaks, sups, foamies, slipping on jetty algae, caught in rip, diving head first into sand, terrible rashguards, wetsuits in 75 degree water, the guy who put his fins on backwards last year, the guy who drove to beach with board wax side up on racks with fins hitting windshield wondering why the wax melted on his car....ok im done... By for now

 

And again not hot... Hot chicks dont work