Haiku

My condolences
certain things have come to light
seen Karl Hungus

 

Hamburger grilled,
succulent juicy red meat.
I really like dead cow?

Yes, dead cow it is!
Add cheese, ketchup, mustard.
Slap down the gullet.

 

The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, singing and crying
Valhalla, I am coming

 

Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
What is best in life

 

Bearded long and grey
With gath helmet and the bleff
Battleship canoe

 

Say O Gnomeo
Of large planks canoes he builds
New Zealand's wonder

 

Drop in on a wave,
Drive a hard bottom turn up,
Smack the lip, repeat.

 

What has happened to
the moaning chair videos?
Roy, please post new rant

 

I'm hogging this thread
because I am stuck at work
thanks big wet monster

 

On a Maine mountain
He slaps a rubber dummy, douche canoe
When will there be surf?

 

blind date in two hours
beauty is the eye of the beer holder
will try to get lucky

 

awoke next to her
thought it was just a nightmare
walk of shame ensues

 

A blue waffle sighted
roast beef hit with a hatchet
Snookie from jersey shore

 

I did not know I had this kind of artistic desire in me...Thanks Big Wet Monster!

 

seriously good tho

 

kinda morbid tho

 

annihilated
straight bourbon whiskey is my poison
phone lost forever