Any one else have this problem!!!!!!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by barrelrider420, Aug 13, 2015.

  1. barrelrider420

    barrelrider420 Member

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    Aug 8, 2015
    SO YESTERDAY I HOPPING INTO MY NEW FLY PAIR OF HYBRIDS AND GUESS WHAT? I DONE ZIPPED UP MY TIP WITH THE ZIPPER. PROBLEM IS I CANT GET THEM OFF NOW. ITS BEEN A LONG MONTH. THOUGHTS OR ADVISE? PLZ THEY TURNED PURPLE OVER 3 WEEKS AGO.:confused:
     
  2. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    I don't get it... So what is your problem.

    You know- when you put on a wetsuite, the zipper goes down the back, not the front.

    Btw- I notice that your new around here, your a junior member. Have you ever considered starting (another) proper hello thread, to properly introduce yourself?

    Your pal,
    Mr Belmar
    'Senior Member'
     

  3. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    I don't get it... So what is your problem.

    You know- when you put on a wetsuite, the zipper goes down the back, not the front.

    Btw- I notice that your new around here, your a junior member. Have you ever considered starting (another) proper hello thread, to properly introduce yourself?

    Your pal,
    Mr Belmar
    'Senior Member'
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Consult with raddamoron: he's an expert at getting his tiny unit in & out of zippered waynetheinsaaaaane & might could help you, sparky.
     
  5. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Why you yell so much?

    Its been a month so the adrenaline has certainly worn off by now....
     
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Why you yell so much?

    Its been a month so the adrenaline has certainly worn off by now....
     
  7. mrz1

    mrz1 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 29, 2014
  8. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

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    Feb 4, 2010
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I once zipped my cock(sorry, but the weenis word is censored) in those one piece pajama suits as a childrenne. I'll never forget the shock, suprise, and fear that I felt that day.


    The horror, the horror...

    [​IMG]
     
  10. barrelrider420

    barrelrider420 Member

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    Aug 8, 2015
    i said hybrids, good try
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    This thread is really gay.
     
  12. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    maybe if you were amish this problem wouldn't have occurred in the first place

    your fault bro
     
  13. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    where you been ?

    o barry
     
  14. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Idk what a hybrid is and what that had to do with surfing.

    You know this is a surfing forum- about surfing

    Y
     
  15. barrelrider420

    barrelrider420 Member

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    Aug 8, 2015
    its a boardshort and walkshort combo. They are made by ripcurl and are part of their mirage line. It has to do with..........surfing
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Moved into our new home. Sold the old one.
    Moving sucks; first time I have done so in 33 years. Last move for me; next one is to the cemetery.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    This sites double posting has yet to be fixed. Does the admin even know the problem exists??
     
  18. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Yo dawg you ever get 420'd in the bazz

    Hey those sound like expensive primo shorts bruh...you rich or a kid of Richie

    What kinds of other chemicals you got

    Ah man rich kids always have primo drugs
     
  19. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Dude, you wouldn't have had this problem if you were properly circumsized.

    I highly recommend that you trim your anteater and go full turtleneck, pronto...or you may wind up having to go full Caitlyn instead.
     
  20. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    closer to the wall ???