Surfers are PoosWahs

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Bite_My_Kite, Aug 25, 2015.

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  1. Aug 25, 2015 #21
    Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

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  3. Aug 25, 2015 #22
    titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

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    noone sweat it the dudes trollin prob gets NOOOOOOO PUSSSS
    "wind fairy meets girl in bar"
    fairy- "hey i windsurf"
    girl- "awhhh thats cute would you like a martini and a tampon with that"
     
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  5. Aug 25, 2015 #23
    crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

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    Screen shot 2015-08-25 at 9.06.22 PM.jpg

    swagswagswagggg
     
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  6. Aug 25, 2015 #24
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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  7. Aug 25, 2015 #25
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    Go fly a kite. Kook.
     
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  8. Aug 26, 2015 #26
    NJ glide

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  9. Aug 26, 2015 #27
    NJ glide

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  10. Aug 26, 2015 #28
    Moon dog

    Moon dog Well-Known Member

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    Kite surfers have no business being anywhere near other surfers. BMK STICK TO THE BAY TILL YOU GROW UP.
     
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  11. Aug 26, 2015 #29
    Z

    Z Well-Known Member

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    Well first of all, it sounds like you were dealing with a dad trying to teach his kid how to surf and by your own post were going to "show off" a little bit.

    You invaded their bubble to show off and then you got to close to the kid for the dad's liking... So who is the Douchebag here.

    You also went up and down the line up probably getting in everyone else's way to do what "show off" again?

    It sounds like you are the arsehole and have a need for everyone to look at you while you perform..
    You sound borderline narcissistic to me.

    Why don't you go back to your kite forum and quit being the whiney little biotch that you write about.

     
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  12. Aug 26, 2015 #30
    LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

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    NJShredMachine reincarnated... as KITE MAN (deep echoing voice).
     
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  13. Aug 26, 2015 #31
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    What in the heck is a "PoosWah"?
     
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  14. Aug 26, 2015 #32
    Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

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    Bad Karma Kite Boy. Would kite surfing exist if it weren't for surfing?
     
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  15. Aug 26, 2015 #33
    HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

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    or a children's toy?
     
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  16. Aug 26, 2015 #34
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    bwahahahahaha
     
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  17. Aug 26, 2015 #35
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    you shouldn't have done that, ****face kiter
     
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  18. Aug 26, 2015 #36
    Bite_My_Kite

    Bite_My_Kite New Member

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    Hahahha, you guys' lame-arse weak responses are rediculous.

    You know you want to quit yer flopping around in the soup with a crowd of your fellow-morons.

    Watch this... you might learn some real skill. Hell, you might even come to your senses and give up your floaty little toys.
    [video=vimeo;27394354]https://vimeo.com/27394354[/video]
     
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  19. Aug 26, 2015 #37
    Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

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    I'm kinda curious, did you surf before you kyte surfed?
    Do you lift/how much do you bench?
    I saw a guy kyte surfing the other day with a lb, why don't more kyte surfers use this set up?
    Sweet hello thread btw lol brb omg <3 ;)
     
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  20. Aug 26, 2015 #38
    red dog

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    fugging awesome!
     
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  21. Aug 26, 2015 #39
    Bite_My_Kite

    Bite_My_Kite New Member

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    Yes, when I was 12. Before I grew up.
    Yes, and more than you girls. Kiting take REAL arm strength.
    Because surfboards suck. Our gear is way better/more advanced. I always wonder why you tinker-toy boys stick with such antiquated gear.
     
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  22. Aug 26, 2015 #40
    crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

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