An introduction thread, and also me getting kicked by an Assateague horse.

your lucky he didn't literally kick your balls off man

 

Bwahahaha! I like how the horse doesn't just get one hit, it's a one, two, POW! Next time don't try and take his eggo waffle.

Well, from the video it looks like you sponge. Great video, welcome

 

what the **** was that? why the hell were the 97 people standing around the thing, severely obese? why the hell were you slapping your swim fins at it, was it eating your beach gear?

you look like your in your 30s, and youve been "dealing" with them for five years? Is it one week a year? or 5 straight years? cause I never have seen some get handled by a wild horse like that, even the idiots that pose for pictures with them.

you sir are the grandest of all tourist idiots.


Welcome.

 

sweet intro

 

I like how you're dressed like a lifeguard!

Anyone else notice how the horses are only on the beach a lot during summer? Tourists and their bags full of junk food leave and suddenly the horses are out in the woods again. Imagine that. I've seen them walk right up and shove their noses in people's bags. They know how to flip the lids on the dumpsters with their heads to get inside and eat the trash too.

Can it hurry up and be September now? I'm sick of all these people.

 

never spook a horse from behind, which is exactly what you did! either way man, FUGGING WELCOME!

 

PS.

http://www.nps.gov/asis/learn/nature/upload/HorseSafetySiteBulletin-2.pdf

 

too bad that horse didnt kill you, because now you'll have to do it yourself.

welcome aboarde. how much do you bench. you have nice triceps.

pictures of your girlfriend or wife's womb please...

 

we will reminde ye


and bro, where was your guardian? it clearly states : "adults are responsible for their children's safety
around horses"

I mean, I see you are a fully grown human, but I also assume someone with your challenges must have a full-time court-appointed guardian

wellcome to the sh1tshow

 

Seen a few of these asshat moves at AI, on the wild side. That video looks like North Beach.

The horses usually kick or bite the morbidly obese Pennsyltucky turistas who are futilely trying to defend their styrofoam coolers full of fatty processed fake foodstuffs. Hard-sided coolers, kidz, latched.

It's their beach not yours. Yah, they like to raid coolers 'cause stoopid humans make it EZ. The horses also come out of the woods in the summer for relief from the massive swarms of vampireflies & mosquitoes.

Every year now, ever since the NPS put up the gate to OSV, the level of human beach asshattery is getting noticeably worse.

Turns the horses loose & let them do what they want, maybe some of these morons will stay in the condos in OC where they belong.

Keen to see Labor Day come & go - - and with it, the turistas.

 

It's actually kind of funny that you got kicked while using Kicks swim fins.

 

If you're getting paid to wear shorts, carry fins, and get kicked by wild horses at the beach,.....your job is still way better than mine. You guys hiring? +1 on the intro....

 

Regardless of what you ride, that's a great video. Heard this past Saturday you guys a nice little swell

 

Hey! Welcome!

I guess after posting a video like that- you kinda part of the crew already!