moving to new jersey

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Sep 10, 2015 #1
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    hey dudeeeeessss im moving to new jersey, where is the best dope,hindus, cars, and roids at?
    im thinkin manasquan where i will move and after one day regulate the kook break. maybe bmar but thats to heavy need a ski. what aboot fleaside i hear theres some good drugz der. i like to gamble so alantic city might be good? hey can you own guns in nj or do you have to be a criminal?? shoot guys thx so much 4 de help. cant wait to.
     
    Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015
    Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015
  3. Sep 10, 2015 #2
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    2,292
    Feb 21, 2012
    I've heard a lot of good things about Newark.
     
    CBSCREWBY, Sep 10, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Sep 10, 2015

  5. Sep 10, 2015 #3
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    i thought aboot there but idk if it has enough crime for me and i just love the view of new york city. you know what i was in jersey once at the airport it was all Italian for some reason.
     
    Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015
    Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015
  6. Sep 10, 2015 #4
    CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    1,552
    Apr 28, 2014
    Stay in PA.
     
    CJsurf, Sep 10, 2015
    CJsurf, Sep 10, 2015
  7. Sep 10, 2015 #5
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    4,449
    Sep 17, 2013
    BRAH! awesome!
    just move to estelle manor or maybe the villas
    be sure to surf 110 in stone harbor

    bring your stars and bars (and yer seester) and you will fit right in!

    srsly, if I lived in jerz, it would be estelle manor
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 10, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 10, 2015
  8. Sep 10, 2015 #6
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    You won't like Jersey. They'll make fun of your accent.
     
    Scarecrow, Sep 10, 2015
    Scarecrow, Sep 10, 2015
  9. Sep 10, 2015 #7
    Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    1,310
    May 11, 2009
    Scobeyville is a lovely place. You can pick up your Lairds vodka directly from the distillery! Only a few miles from the Ocean, too!

    If you really like to gamble, check out Brigantine. I spent 3 years there during college. Wonderful place and super quiet in the winter + You can drive on the beach!! Margate/Vetnor get overflow crime from AC. I had friends who got robbed in their homes. No bueno
     
    Scobeyville, Sep 10, 2015
    Scobeyville, Sep 10, 2015
  10. Sep 10, 2015 #8
    LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    6,024
    Aug 12, 2009
    My condolences...
     
    LBCrew, Sep 10, 2015
    LBCrew, Sep 10, 2015
  11. Sep 10, 2015 #9
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    2,690
    Sep 12, 2010
    go to newark and ask for a hoagie
     
    bubs, Sep 10, 2015
    bubs, Sep 10, 2015
  12. Sep 10, 2015 #10
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    4,626
    Apr 20, 2012
    Newark has plenty of crime lol,and plenty of drugs.they do lack hindus tho.id advise to move to Iselin if u really want some dot heads.u take the jughandle on rt 1 through Iselin with the window open lol,it smells like u just drove through pakistan
     
    cepriano, Sep 10, 2015
    cepriano, Sep 10, 2015
  13. Sep 10, 2015 #11
    3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

    841
    Mar 14, 2014
    theres a jetty every 300ft... but you should definitely surf squan
     
    3rdperson, Sep 10, 2015
    3rdperson, Sep 10, 2015
  14. Sep 10, 2015 #12
    DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    1,685
    Oct 23, 2014
    Asbury Park if Monmouth county. Seaside Heights if ocean county. Atlantic City if Atlantic county. Stoned Harbor if Cape May county. Don't worry about the Hindus, there everywhere. Although Momouth county has a great cultural mix, closer to nort joisy and NYC.
     
    DonQ, Sep 10, 2015
    DonQ, Sep 10, 2015
  15. Sep 10, 2015 #13
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    4,449
    Sep 17, 2013
    paging south jetty bill, paging south jetty bill.... many threads need your immediate attention
    #nemisis
    #lovehate
    #fvckyouall
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 10, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 10, 2015
  16. Sep 10, 2015 #14
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    9,092
    Sep 26, 2008
    just fukkkkin hilarious
    who writes your material, phat toy cop?
     
    yankee, Sep 10, 2015
    yankee, Sep 10, 2015
  17. Sep 10, 2015 #15
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    3,824
    Aug 19, 2010
    Wow- welcome to the gardene state!

    You'll love it here- but sorry, no guns. I mean you can have one- you just can't carry it around. So it basically worthless and will stay in your house... Which could be good if your planning on moving to Newark- or I would suggest iselin too- nice place.

    Your always welcome to surf Belmar. I just hope you will be ready for the bench off.

    Also- just so you know- it's never a good idea to hide from the police ontop of nj turnpike toll booth

    And remember that there is always south jersey if you feel home sick- it's part of the south (Jersey)

    Welcomee!!
     
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
  18. Sep 10, 2015 #16
    raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    1,233
    Jan 10, 2015
    Def move to the west side of the tracks in Asbury park and make sure you fly that confederate flag constantly. Bring all your ammo theres a ton of gun enthusiasts there. Good luck and have fun...
     
    raddadbrad, Sep 10, 2015
    raddadbrad, Sep 10, 2015
  19. Sep 10, 2015 #17
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    3,824
    Aug 19, 2010
    Wow- actually good advise!

    West side of the train tracks- bangs ave area. A short bike ride to Belmar.
     
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
  20. Sep 10, 2015 #18
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    waynneee is from the dirty jerz wtf??? thanks for the advice but i just want to surf one of those awesome jersey days but i will never get too... will yall take wayne back?
     
    Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015
    Sandblasters, Sep 10, 2015
  21. Sep 10, 2015 #19
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    3,824
    Aug 19, 2010
    They have nice big red brick buildings there- you could find a good priced (free) apartment there- they even have fences around them!
     
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
  22. Sep 10, 2015 #20
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    3,824
    Aug 19, 2010
    Sorry bro- he is a southern boy now...
     
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
    Mr.Belmar, Sep 10, 2015
Page 1 of 2