Nobody Likes SUPs on Waves

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by yankee, Sep 13, 2015.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Yah....that dolphin was def trying to push that kook's stuff in AND throw that heave kook's stuff in the water.
     
  2. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014

  3. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    I hope the dolphin didn't get hurt when it rammed the douche canoe.
     
  4. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    lol looked fairly premeditated.

    #ivegotthisgnarlydingfromadolphin

    Violent species, man. Clumsy, too. Rated #2 clumsiest, right after panthers...
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
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  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Panthers...?!? Do tell, T, do tell.
     
  7. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Well... Let me begin with: it's common knowledge of anyone who've spent more than 30mins watching national geographic that feline dexterity is overall lackluster. The... Paw to eye coordination, if you will. No match for a sprinting for ocean sea turtle during mating season, for example. Dolphins, as an equally comical species, follow foot (fin) a close second to the clumsy shenanigans of African Cheetos and my personal favorite, the lazy panther of the Amazon.
     
  8. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

    158
    Apr 10, 2012
    T - can we get some of what you got?
     
  9. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
  10. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    he means drunk cougars who forgot to lube
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I gotta confess, the term 'cougar' did also fly across my mind when I read the T's panther insight.
     
  12. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Whoa! This tread is def TOTY material.
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Wow that's nuts! I almost got hit by one flying through the air coming toward me one morning out by myself before the sun was even up. Was sitting on my SB waiting for a set , bout head high and chunky Fall waves like in early Nov. I remember it being overcast and chilly out, slight drizzle, and kind of a spooky feel to it. Biggest bottle nose I ever seen, I would have been KO'd for sure. It dove under and disappeared right before impact. Never saw it again. I thought for sure I was toast hahaha