Didn't Show Up for My Court Date

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Lonesome Tractor, Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. Sep 17, 2015 #1
    The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

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    Well, as some of you b's and g's may remember, I was caught surfing where johnny law says you can't. Anyway, I meant to prepay my fine but somewhere along the lines I didn't.

    My court date came and went, which i realized earlier this morning. What do you folks think will be my fate?

    Should I invite Wayne over and start practice butt stuff?

    Ill be an old man someday telling the story to my children.... Well kids there was a time b in the d where i had to take a d in the b.
     
    The Lonesome Tractor, Sep 17, 2015
    The Lonesome Tractor, Sep 17, 2015
  3. Sep 17, 2015 #2
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Oh man, someone's olive is gonna get pitted
     
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    Zeroevol, Sep 17, 2015

  5. Sep 17, 2015 #3
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Throw all your sh!t in the water and turn yourself in.
     
    Valhallalla, Sep 17, 2015
    Valhallalla, Sep 17, 2015
  6. Sep 17, 2015 #4
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    Don't sweat it. When you go inside let everyone know you're in for surfing in a non-surfing zone... You'll get mad respect.
     
    nynj, Sep 17, 2015
    nynj, Sep 17, 2015
  7. Sep 17, 2015 #5
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Sage advise thus far. Glad I pee'd before I read this.
     
    seldom seen, Sep 17, 2015
    seldom seen, Sep 17, 2015
  8. Sep 17, 2015 #6
    Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

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    Just call the courthouse u dip shat. Im sure the judge will be happy to hear from ya.
     
    Sniffer, Sep 17, 2015
    Sniffer, Sep 17, 2015
  9. Sep 17, 2015 #7
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Tell them you know me. I am the boss of the Crips.
     
    Barry Cuda, Sep 17, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Sep 17, 2015
  10. Sep 17, 2015 #8
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Now you're "On The Lamb." Burn off your fingerprints; you'll be fine.
     
    CBSCREWBY, Sep 17, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Sep 17, 2015
  11. Sep 17, 2015 #9
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    you gonna be on Americas most wanted?

    Srsly call'em up and deal with it now. You don't want to get pulled over a couple years from now and have the cop arrest you for awarrant for failure to appear. Trust me on this one. K.
     
    LazyE, Sep 17, 2015
    LazyE, Sep 17, 2015
  12. Sep 17, 2015 #10
    mrz1

    mrz1 Well-Known Member

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    Contact dog the bounty hunter.. he had Buttons Kaluhiokalani on an episode, I am sure he can jazz up your story for the reality tv fans
     
    mrz1, Sep 17, 2015
    mrz1, Sep 17, 2015
  13. Sep 17, 2015 #11
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Barry I thought you were AB...

    [​IMG]
     
    seldom seen, Sep 17, 2015
    seldom seen, Sep 17, 2015
  14. Sep 17, 2015 #12
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Oh yeah....I must have forgotten to take my medications....
     
    Barry Cuda, Sep 17, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Sep 17, 2015
  15. Sep 17, 2015 #13
    mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

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    I just spit water all over my keyboard LMFAO!!!
     
    mattinvb, Sep 17, 2015
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  16. Sep 17, 2015 #14
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Sep 17, 2015 #15
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Classic post ^^ :cool:
     
    yankee, Sep 17, 2015
    yankee, Sep 17, 2015
  18. Sep 17, 2015 #16
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    bubonic/nad shiite are salivating ^^
     
    yankee, Sep 17, 2015
    yankee, Sep 17, 2015
  19. Sep 17, 2015 #17
    DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

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    To paraphrase:
    "You're not going to a white collar prison. No, no, no. You're going to a federal POUND ME IN THE A$$ prison!"
     
    DosXX, Sep 17, 2015
    DosXX, Sep 17, 2015
  20. Sep 18, 2015 #18
    Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

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    o barry
     
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    Speed Bump, Sep 18, 2015
  21. Sep 18, 2015 #19
    Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

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    Call the municipal building and pay the ticket, otherwise look forward to the warrant and spending a night in the county jail.
     
    Mattyb, Sep 18, 2015
    Mattyb, Sep 18, 2015
  22. Sep 18, 2015 #20
    The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

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    Feb 13, 2012
    i was able to look myself up on their online system and pay the ticket... 35 dollar fine ended up costing $162.24 could have bough a new to me used surfboard for the price of one day of surfing knee high ****.
     
    The Lonesome Tractor, Sep 18, 2015
    The Lonesome Tractor, Sep 18, 2015
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