Hollah

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Speed Bump, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

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    Jun 3, 2014
    From the threadde with a story about some idiot yelling "no" which sounds just like "go".

    What do you yell when:
    1. Someone looks like they're about to burn you.
    2. You don't want / are gonna miss the wave.

    1: HEADS UP!! or HEY-AY-AY!!
    2: GO GO GO GO GO!!
     
  2. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    1. One loud HO
    2. GO Go Go
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Yeew, which I guess sounds like Jew but high pitched.

    Or a low pitched, Yo

    Or, if two of us are paddling, ill ask, which way you going. If they are going left, and i can, i'll go right.


    Had a guy the other day pushing his kid (kid looked about 15) into waves. I drop in and the guy pushes his kid into the wave in front of me. I was still far enough away to turn out. The guy new he messed up because when I paddled back out he kept glancing over at me. I gave him the stare and he apologized. Situation done, I didn't even have to throw his and his kids sheet in the drink. But, at that point, I did yell anything at the kid because it was the father who pushed him into the wave.
     
  4. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Sometimes I go "HO HO HO HO"


    Most of the time I can't talk and paddle at the same time so like a train wreck in slow motion I silently watch myself get burned into impending doom. I just figure we'll hash it out after.
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    1. I'm on it!

    2. Johnny that one's got your name on it.
     
  6. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
  7. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    maintaining eye contact and not being a passive aggressive silent aloof clown goes a long way in stopping this ish before it happens
     
  8. Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

    324
    Jun 3, 2014
    Yer all a bunch of dumb hos
     
  9. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

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    Apr 10, 2012
    This happened to me Labor day with both a dad and a boyfriend. Didnt yell at the kid or the girl but spoke to the pushers. Told the dad he was going to get his kids or someone else hurt - he moved. The boyfriend was actually a decent surfer and had the worst excuse that he was trying to teach her to catch waves and i was always on the set waves. I think he realized how stupid that was since he only pushed her into marginal waves after that.
     
  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I heard a guy at the peak today say to a guy very calmly and clearly: "Hey bud, I got this one". I kind of liked that so I tried to remember it for next time. It wasn't aggressive, just stating a fact.

    If I don't want to go, but am closer to the peak, I try to let my body language and board positioning say I'm not going. I don't like to direct traffic, unless I want to goad an obvious jerk into a closeout. That can be almost as fun as catching the ensuing set wave.
     
  11. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    It was breaking slow today. If it's pitching, and it's crowded, you gotta yell: YO LEFT!!! or YO RIGHT!!!
     
  12. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol that's the best response.just ice grilling the dude lol,once he paddles back out after that wave,u just stare at him the whole time.i imagine he will be deeply disturbed after the first 10 minutes and paddle in
     
  13. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    1. "Heads Up!"
    2. "That's you, brother!"
     
  14. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    332
    Apr 23, 2015
    SHARK!
    Or
    ALLAHU AKBAR!
    That gets em off real quick
     
  15. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    Story from today using the "Hollah" system in the lineup.

    I was up on a wave coming down the line, a very experienced local was about to drop in on me and didn't notice me on the wave (it happens to all of us) and I yelled "Im on it!" three times, gradually louder each time. After the wave, I apologized and said "Sorry, didn't mean to yell like that. Just didn't want any collision" and he said that he didn't notice me until I yelled so it was good.
     
  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013

    You were very humble, but wise. Hollah Hollah. Let them
    know it's yours. Or else.
     
  17. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    too many words. Drop the "yo" and just yell "right" or "left".

    Of course, a lot of people pretend like they didn't hear you so I usually whistle...I got a loud as hell whistle you can't pretend not to hear.
     
  18. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    I usually yodel:

    [video=youtube;PUuPjVwqfd8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUuPjVwqfd8[/video]