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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Karl Hungus, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Member

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    Oct 6, 2015
    long time lurker, first time poster and I'll get to the reason for coming out of the shadows after a quick introduction. I frame and roof houses for a living. I am an intermediate surfer. 6' 200lbs. 42 Yrs. old. I ride a Roberts Hope Diamond and Mush Machine. I like football and porno and books about war. I recently moved to Florida, because of wife's job, but grew up in Jersey. Learned to surf at Pump house, Phillips, Hathaway etc. Which brings me to the reason for my post and rant. This rich little rat face who is trying to petition the mayor in Deal for parking restrictions should die of c**k cancer. This is what happens when you are self entitled and loaded. You have nothing better to do but ruin other peoples groove. Not sure if I could sign that petition 'cause of where I live now but keep us posted mongoloid. If they do win I would love to take a s**t on their lawn, so they know what they do to others. That's all I'm out.
     
  2. ajhay

    ajhay Member

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    Aug 13, 2013
    solid first post
     

  3. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    who cares about surfing, does your wife have big jugs? I always heard that to be true with roofers..
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hi Karl, welcomme. Glad you've decided to join us. Has surfboard riding changed your nihilistic worldview?


    "And proud we are of all of them"
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Karl's view from the rooftop is solid & not to be trifled with: there are a few trolls who you may want to frame up, as well. I concur with Seldom.
     
  6. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Its very true, roofers wives do have big jugs. Its an industry standard.
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That alone must be the reason roofs always leak after roofers are done with it. They are rushing the job to get back to them there jugs!! Totally understandable!!
     
  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Welcomme Karl! Can your wife cook?
     
  9. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    are you related to the great humungus?
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Please don't abandonne your thread
     
  11. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Yeah, solid first post, don't screw up your hello thread, you started on fire. Fill me in, what are those rich ****s trying to do down in south florida?
     
  12. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Welcome Karl! Please stay tuned while we work out the issues of everyday life. A great group here as you will come to learn. We are always looking for more dis functional family members.
     
  13. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I signed the petition with a fake address. Democracy at work!
     
  14. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Member

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    Oct 6, 2015
    Thanks Seldom, surfing has not changed my nihilistic and misanthropic world view, unfortunately there are just as many a**h***s in the water as on land as this jack a** in Deal has shown us. But I do find peace in it. If I didn't surf and lift the voices in my head would win and I would kill things.
     
  15. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Member

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    Oct 6, 2015
    She does Iloveswell, and if you are clever enough with your words she would probably let ya touch'em. It worked for me, I've been touching 'em ever since.
     
  16. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Member

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    Oct 6, 2015
    I know you can zero, your food pics. have been makin' me hungry late night for years. How about a good shrimp taco recipe wit cabbage and sh*t. I cant get my fix from Baja Fresh anymore since they shut their doors near me.
     
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    HA HA HA, thanks, I am glad I could help! My woman is making some sushi tonight, maybe i'll throw up some pics. And Yes, I do need to toss up some scrimp tacos. I make a mean cabbage slaw with jalapenos and lime
     
  18. jettyflea

    jettyflea Well-Known Member

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    Apr 12, 2013
    This made me laugh so hard I spit my coffee out.
     
  19. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    hahahah nice
     
  20. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    You're welcomme Karl....it has done little to cure my misanthropy as well. Although I do enjoy friendly exchanges with righteous members of the tribe. Your last sentence resonated with me completely.