Surfer Kidnaps Girlfriend

Looks like harmless kinky foreplay to me. I do that kinda shat all the time to my women.

 

Damn!!! Shredmachine is at it again!

 

Another article had her getting her shiiit throw in the water. So, on that front, at least we know who she is.

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was funny man!!!!!

 

In a parking lot on the Virginia Beach side of the bridge-tunnel, Timmons left his keys in the ignition as he loaded the surfboards back into the truck, Spencer said.

Bradpitted, the ex-girlfriend, jumped into the driver’s seat of the truck and started the car, and headed to police, who were nearby. Timmons jumped into the bed of the truck and tired to unlock the door through a broken window.

Bradpitted pulled up to a toll lane, got out of the vehicle and ran toward police. She told them she had been kidnapped and that Timmons was armed, Spencer said

 

I've never understood why dudes do stupid ish over a woman. Just go get another one. Plenty of fish in the sea.

 

That's what "she" gets for shoulder hopping

 

"He was tacked to the ground as he reached in his pocket"
Must not have been black.. he didnt get shot

 

He was issued a safety citation for improperly tied leashs.

 

Some stuff in the water in this tread.

 

WOW Yes I do know who this douchekook is - do not give him any credit with calling him a "surfer" he is a jacked-up 'roid machine at the most uber-trendy local gym in the OCMD area. Total clown, total kook.

 

Are you referring to the asspon who has inflicted himself on the Forum like herpes sore that never goes away?

Or are you referring to the dumbass kidnapper who is now going to be worshiping at the feet of large, insane, whitey-hatin' homebuoys in federal prison?

 

i drop in on shoulders vote me for president. beaners