Benny Question

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by LOSTsoul, Jun 10, 2009.

  1. Shakagrom

    Shakagrom Well-Known Member

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    Aug 22, 2008
    well put.:D
     
  2. LOSTsoul

    LOSTsoul Well-Known Member

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    Apr 29, 2009
    Me thinks guidos and benny's are a different breed..same animal, but a bit different.

    How many miles away from the coast can u live before you're a benny? What if you're from western monmouth or western ocean counties? Where is the line of demarcation?
     

  3. DJFresh

    DJFresh Well-Known Member

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    Jul 7, 2008
    What if your family owned a house right on the beach since time began, but your mom popped you out on a NYC subway train?
     
  4. SuburbanScumNJ

    SuburbanScumNJ Well-Known Member

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    Aug 26, 2008
    they had subways when time began?
     
  5. dave

    dave Well-Known Member

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    Dec 11, 2008
    I was always told you if you have to cross any bridge to get the beach - you are a Benny
     
  6. chillisurfer

    chillisurfer Well-Known Member

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    Sep 22, 2008
    I cross over a bridge, and I live 5 minutes away.
     
  7. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    Everyone is a local...



    Besides SuburbanScum. Now that's a true benny!!!




    BAHAHHAHA... :pr
     
  8. mikeyp

    mikeyp Well-Known Member

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    Oct 2, 2007
    my son was born in brick is he a benny..?? lol im pretty sure hes a natural beach bum tho. what 3 year old goes in the water now trunkin it lol
     
  9. dredg2

    dredg2 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 3, 2007
    This is the *ayest thread ever, seriously who cares where you live. I see locals out in the water in the winter who cant surf for *hit and are kooks, but think they are cool because they are locals. Dude, you can't surf..your style is wack so dont try to act like you are nasty.

    You know those dudes, the guys who have a wide stance try to pump but really look like they are paralyzed from the head down or soon as they catch the wave stomp on there board up and down trying to generate speed but meanwhile they look lke a barney but has surfing for 10 years and cant do a turn.

    Then you have certain guys that rip.. who have a great fluid surfing style might not make many turns during the wave, but at least you enjoy watching the movement and appreciate the skill level.

    Anyone else think of funny styles? snapping necks..., throws arms around uncontrollably..list goes on and on.
     
  10. SuburbanScumNJ

    SuburbanScumNJ Well-Known Member

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    Aug 26, 2008
    this how i look at it you may not be a benny but you are not a local if you live west of the parkway and north of monmouth county
     
  11. RickS

    RickS Member

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    Apr 13, 2009
    oh c'mon man - -i was just kiddin!!!
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2009
  12. myxamatosis

    myxamatosis Well-Known Member

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    Oct 8, 2007
    What if you liked the original Star Wars but hated Cocoon?
     
  13. darippah

    darippah Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2008
    why are you not a local if your in the water regardless of the weather and conditions and youv been surfing for years and you respect everyone that respects you, but you suck?
     
  14. bbdottk

    bbdottk Active Member

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    May 27, 2007
    You really can't be a local if you don't live within ten minutes or so of the ocean. Not being a local doesn't equal being a benny though. Let's be real, if someone has surfed a break their entire life, respects everyone, doesn't snake anybody, and surfs the winter swells, they will more likely than not get the respect of the locals, but that doesn't by any stretch of the imagination mean that the person is a local.
     
  15. Mancora

    Mancora Active Member

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    Sep 23, 2008
    Lolipops for everybody

    Lol childish thread.
     
  16. atmcracer

    atmcracer Well-Known Member

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    Apr 29, 2008
    what if your not a local but bought ur board and neoprene from the local shop ?
     
  17. Shakagrom

    Shakagrom Well-Known Member

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    Aug 22, 2008
    What if you've never touched a surf board in your life, yet you shop at hollister and wear all the "san onofre", "Huntington Beach", "Malibu First Point", "San Clemente surfriders", "Hermosa Beach" and "Save a wave ride a surfer" shirts? Does that classify one as a local???? It's gotta c'mon c'mon!!!!!!

    p.s. thats a joke. no ****
     
    Last edited: Jun 13, 2009
  18. aczaplicki

    aczaplicki Well-Known Member

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    May 10, 2008
    Your still a Benny... Kill yourself..
     
  19. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    i once said that to someone and they did kill themselves. i felt so bad once i found out.
     
  20. SuburbanScumNJ

    SuburbanScumNJ Well-Known Member

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    Aug 26, 2008
    you and your family are scumbags