Getting Gay with Grain?

You had a "casual encounter" on Craigs List?

Apey, dude, you may want to qualify that statement for the benefit of your reading audience. Lest we conjure up a vision of you wrapped head to toe in duct tape, forlorn & forgotten in a Maine barn, as chucka-boo-boo slathers on the 'sun block' & prepares to make his new latex dummy howl.

 

^or drop the wallet

 

who the f*ck cares what other people do.

worry about it when they drop in on you, otherwise waste your time on more productive things, like drinking and posting on the forum...

 

Buahaha, ^^^ funny stuff right thur

 

I didn't click the link actually, just laughing at Yankees comment, always cracks me up

 

youre acting like a hummer

 

Maine is super homo, dude, and all yall fiberglassed, carbon fiber rail, epoxy humpin, sticky bumps rubbin brad pitted bros should just stop on 95 at the NH liquor depot and turn right to the Atlantic for your slide sesh....or we'll probably rape you in the mouth then corn hole yall with our unglassed grain boards

 

surfing needs more of these grain-type doodz. while they're so concerned about looking cool and "connecting with both ocean and man during their slide sesh," i'll be catching all of the waves.

these types are not a threat in the lineup. they're only there to be seen and look cool; not actually surf.

 

Back to the real root of the problem. Maine does get good waves, but will not present themselves to closed minded folk such as yourself. I mean really Ape? Your unbridled hatred that you spew freely from the safety of behind your keyboard is quite pathetic. I'm not into the whole guys getting with guys thing, but I'm not quite sure that was the message they were trying to push in this video. Rephrase your hatred and you may get some additional positive feedback for your rant.

 

salzsurf with a refreshing, pragmatic, and dog eat dog perspective on it all.

 

enough of this sh!t

i'm making my own thread. brb.

 

I completely agree, these nouveau surf hipsters are nothing to be worried about. They're like the so called surfers in Brooklyn or NYC who care more about mounting their $2k boards on the wall so they can show them off. When I do see them in the lineup they sit out of the way so they dont get any dings on their masterpieces. The ones to be worried about are the kooks who buy the new firewires or channel islands and think theyre hot sh!t or the grumpy old school guys who think they own the local spot.

 

these guys DO own the spot

try paddling around them, lemme know it goes

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