Tongue bitten off

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by LazyE, Oct 21, 2015.

  1. Oct 21, 2015 #1
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    So yesterday in N. Chas. a 16 yr old forced his way into a 30 yr olds house and started to rape her. He forced his tongue in her mouth and she bit it off. He, of course, went straight to a Waffle House where police later arrested him. WTF?
     
    LazyE, Oct 21, 2015
    LazyE, Oct 21, 2015
  3. Oct 21, 2015 #2
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    omg he really did go to waffle house

    ha
     
    metard, Oct 21, 2015
    metard, Oct 21, 2015

  5. Oct 21, 2015 #3
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    "We shut your mouff...at Waffle House"

    Not nearly as good as the lets taco bout your dings, but whatever. It's been a rough morning.
     
    sisurfdogg, Oct 21, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Oct 21, 2015
  6. Oct 21, 2015 #4
    crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

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    Thought this was another Hawaii shark tread at first...
     
    crindlefish, Oct 21, 2015
    crindlefish, Oct 21, 2015
  7. Oct 21, 2015 #5
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if he ordered anything?
     
    LazyE, Oct 21, 2015
    LazyE, Oct 21, 2015
  8. Oct 21, 2015 #6
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

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    let eat fish tacos
     
    kidrock, Oct 21, 2015
    kidrock, Oct 21, 2015
  9. Oct 21, 2015 #7
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    This kid will never be able to taste the fruits of anothers loin.

    Ironic.


    Must have been those damed bath salts.
     
    bubs, Oct 21, 2015
    bubs, Oct 21, 2015
  10. Oct 21, 2015 #8
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but he said it didn't taste like it usually does.
     
    Valhallalla, Oct 21, 2015
    Valhallalla, Oct 21, 2015
  11. Oct 21, 2015 #9
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    Guess he's lucky he didn't try to stick something else in her mouth.
     
    LazyE, Oct 21, 2015
    LazyE, Oct 21, 2015
  12. Oct 21, 2015 #10
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

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    I thought this tread was gonna be about a terrible surfing mishap. Like, you're paddling out, a wave flips your board, it hits you in the jaw, and you bite your own tongue off.

    But hey, all's well that ends well!
     
    Scarecrow, Oct 21, 2015
    Scarecrow, Oct 21, 2015
  13. Oct 22, 2015 #11
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    This guy deserved to have his d1ck cut off. He is lucky he only lost a tongue.
     
    brewengineer, Oct 22, 2015
    brewengineer, Oct 22, 2015