Haiku

localism is bad
entitlement is much worse
please go to the gym

gmos, black box
money to be made, shush now
food sovereignty gone

 

Back to Flatness Haiku (smokin & drinkin)

blue coo-coo ca'chew
red rum, dee diddly da-dumb
its gone flat again

 

Are you a surfer?
He aint no hodad squid lips
Just a garbage man

 

yankee loves ghey jokes
makes me often wonder, why?
cause he puffs peter?

 

Matheson's girlfriend
wanted new suite but too short
now she's always cold

 

I know it's a haiku thread, but I'm gonna switch it up with some iambic pentameter...

see? i come with a legitimate surf-related question and this. that's why i avoid this forum like the plague.
i truly appreciate your concern. i know you speak out of benevolence and concern for my relationship and not out of any pathetic passive aggression you have to express anonymously online. so thanks a lot man.
im not worried. we've been together for years and we're good. she's a good cook; im a decent cook. we share house duties and bills. she surfed a bit before we met. we surf together when we can; she surfs on her own sometimes, and i surf on my own sometimes. it's cool cuz she understands if it's firing, fu** any other plans we had.
as for the rest of you: hahahahahaha. i don't have to prove anything. i know my girlfriend is hotter and has a better personality than most of you could ever get. i also know what i would do to anyone that ever dared to disrespect her in real life. so yes, continue your retarted comment; you are only insulting yourselves.

 

My feet smell real bad
Must be the sock-less Sanuks
Wife left the room mad

 

My feet smell real bad
Must be the sock-less Sanuks
Wife left the room mad

 

My colon is raging
Box of Milk Duds is the cause
G. M. O. Candy?

 

Damn BWM no wonder we love the Queen's English so much!


Pissing in the wind
I ponder the universe
Longing to grow tall

 

You likey haiku?
Drop pants,
then go f ucky you.

 

u such a **** sometimes huh

o barry

 

I am bored, o bagus.
No surf, doing some woodworking (making a piece of furniture), and drinking a lot of coffee.......bored.
And yes, I am whatever the asterisk says, only I am proud of it.

o bagus

 

Can you touch the tip
of your di(k to your a$$hole?
Then go fu(k your self

Haiku mofo!

 

I'm bored too, on hold with the IRS for the last 20 minutes. Like a root canal in slow motion.

 

Calls himself sheriff
Sheriff don't surf
Keep it dry

 

Uncle Sam sez send
More money to pay taxes
I need a new board!