Just thought I'd pull out the highlights of this rant for future posterity. I'm still laughing my a$$ off.
Sorry, we don't read long dissertations or soliloquies. But you need to start with an intro post. Include nude pictures of your wife/girlfriend please. Then, and only then, we might read the whole post.
That's never happened to me lol; I don't bring **** to the beach anyway, just me and my gear I'm wearing.. If I do bring stuff, I'm usually with my lady, she's a cop in the NYPD, so good luck with that confrontation lol