Red Bank surf scene

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by titsandpits, Oct 22, 2015.

  1. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    Redbank, nj you gromz suck your all kooks with rich daddies and no respect
    Word.
     
  2. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Yea, woooord!
    Your pal,
    Sooooo pissed!
     

  3. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Didn't know RedBank even had a surf scene.
    Surfers that need to be seen, is that what u mean?
    Your pal,
    Not himself
     
  4. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
  5. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    All bleached blonde kids saying braaaaah totally can't wait for this lil swell were gonnna ferrrsure so pitted can't wait to take out my custom stick...as I overhear them in surftaco.. never again
     
  6. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Totally brahhhh....

    Is Redbank even close to the beach?? It sure ain't Belmar!!

    Dude it's the culture now- what is the next generation going to look like when they all grow up? They are so used to getting everything they ever wanted...
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Millennials.....Darwin was right
     
  8. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Ha, Red Bank surf scene. Almost as bad as the Middletown surf scene. Back in the day almost no one surfed west of Rumson or north of the highlands. My two friends and I were seen as freaks saying we surfed and living in Port Monmouth. The idea that people as far as PA say they surf would have been insanity, Red Bank surfers were almost as bad.
     
  9. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    They just got no respect if it wasn't frowned upon in today's pussssssssy society to smack someone upside the head for being a jerk off they would of got smacked upside the head for being a jerkoff ja feel
     
  10. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
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    BurpTaco. you mad they eat there too?

    Get over it and let your surfing do the talking.
     
  11. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

    252
    Oct 19, 2015
    Word! What he said.. Dont b hatin on the youth
     
  12. slarreB

    slarreB Well-Known Member

    74
    Aug 9, 2013
    Should have gotten 10th ave anyways
    You went to a franchised taco store that plays whatever the fark fuel tv became on every screen.
    don't be mad that the groms have been spraying you at MANASQUAN.
    Dig a little deeper next set fer christs sake and quit your whining
     
  13. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    what are you a washed up surf coach?
     
  14. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Don't worry it is just a matter of time before these Red Bank kids discover dope, probably from someone from Keansburg or berg or whatever. Probably Liam, aka Paco Moreno, will get them hooked. And then you'll see them less and less....until you never see them again.

    And the sad part is that people think I'm being a wise-guy trying to make a funny haha..

    But I'm not. Ax that Archy guy. He'll tell you Jersey is awash with the tan.
     
  15. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    yea I wouldn't seclude red bank as the worst surf scene.basically every town near the beach has the worst surf scene.examples:deal.u need money to surf there.manasquan,rarely any parking,way too crowded.point pleasant,u need money to surf there so the little rich kids don't jump u.i heard they beat kooks with pillow cases full of stacks of 100 dollar bills.montoloking was always my go to spot in ocean county..only surfed there during the 4 years I worked there,but beaches were always empty,perfect peaks,plenty of parking(winter).its like bayhead without the crowds.i always loved lbi in all seasons.plenty of great sandbars,empty beaches(winter),plenty of hot girls to annoy.my kind of place...just too damn far,my current car would pass away on that journey
     
  16. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I used to hang out with some red bank locals. The Lordz.
    They were not rich, white or have daddy's.
     
  17. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath New Member

    1
    Oct 26, 2015
    very few people surf that live north of Atlantic highlands off 36.... We're there tho. Don't count us out
     
  18. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    343
    Apr 2, 2013
    I was born in red bank and grew up there. I haven't ever noticed a "surf scene." Although if I had I likely wouldn't partake regardless. People are strange bro
     
  19. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    343
    Apr 2, 2013
    The lords? Hah scary. What about the 5%ers? Big dudes with names like "I Sincere" or "I mathematics" Gully dudes
     
  20. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    There you go. What you need holmes? Get them hooked and out of the lineup.