WSL Portugal

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by yankee, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Waves look fun but sparse.

    Seems as if Owen Wright is going to fall to the PRT local named Vasco Rieiro.
     
    Last edited: Oct 23, 2015
  2. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2015

  3. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2010
    Looks like an average, inconsistent day in NJ.. Dream tour?
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    People should post up their dream tour. Starting with waynetheinsaaaaane. Oh, no, no, wait: that would be child porn.
     
  5. scotty

    scotty Well-Known Member

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    Aug 26, 2008
    Fanning eliminated by wildcard!
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Unreal how many top seeds got dumped. Pipe will be a crazy finish to the year!
     
  7. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
  8. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

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    Nov 2, 2008
  9. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2015
    everyone hates on him but he's just a consistent performer that isn't Kelly Slater...And he's still a kid, I'd be interested to see how he presents himself in 5 years.
     
  10. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

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    Nov 2, 2008
    Anyone else think this year has been **** for quality swell at the contests? JBay, Chopes, here in Portugal. They just haven't been up to par with recent years.
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Hear ya. Maybe it just goes to show that even the pros have to deal with the capriciousness of Mother Nature just like all of us plodders.
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    did slater ever cry from losing a heat?
    did slaters dad ever argue with judges
    did slater ever shave himself in a razor commercial?

    youre a clown son
     
  13. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Slater cried after to losing to Andy at Pipe

    Slater didn't shave his pits, but he did have 2 seasons as Jimmy Slade
     
  14. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2015
    lmao alright so a shaving commercial versus baywatch? nuf said you da clown son. Oh and guess what? That was a younger Slater, hmm I'm seeing some similarities.
     
  15. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    fvck
    forgot about baywatch

    there is no un-shaming :(
     
  16. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

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    Feb 8, 2009
    Yankee's dream tour would be a 12 stops at Assateague with shirtless men from Rehoboth judging his bogged bottom turns.
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Uh. You turn a tread about the WSL pros into your fantasy camp involving me....? Troll takes on new def.

    Yep. Bogged bottom turns. Might never be the top notch surfer that you 'claim' to be smegma legs.

    Butt, dood, really...? Really...?!? Flaunting your scene, you on the bottom & your trailer sales psycho slayer Skippy on top like a steam-powered pile-drivin' mofo on yo' sphincter...you're a freak smegma legs, just a flat out freak.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ogXJV6E9mA
     
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  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Really? Oh. OK :cool: Your time out is officially over, sparky. Ayuda, bro, ayuda indeed.