Might as well come clean

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#towelstylee

 

How do you make a kook float?

2 scoops of vanilla ice cream,
a handfull of chopped nuts
1 fresh kook
Blend to a thick puree
Put a cherry on top
serve in a frosty glass

 

When I learned to walk, you know humans roamed the earth
I can't hold my breath anymore, I stopped sinking and learned to surf
When I learned to talk, I found words that weren't worth dirt
I can't hold my breath anymore, I stopped swimming and learned to surf

Superchunk out of Raleigh, NC; One of the best landlocked surf type bands ever.

 

That's how you make a kook shake.

You make a kook float by starting with a tall glass of warm Tab, then dump in one scoop of sugar-free rainbow sherbert, one kook, and then squirt some marshmallow cream on top.

It's f-ing disgusting.

 

[video=youtube;91nTBwkqG2k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91nTBwkqG2k[/video]

 

Somehow, with the birth of sand reconne, we neglected survival floating...someone should add this to the glossary.

 

[video=youtube;7wc2qO9ucQo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wc2qO9ucQo[/video]

 

Noah was playing under power lines, eh?

 

Thank you for that most excellent tutorial video. I've found myself paddling out in my trousers a lot lately (it's that time of year). I've also been experiencing a spate of leg rope string failures (just can't seem to get the knotte quite right). So my wave surf riding bored is often abandonning me at the worst possible time. This technique is gonna come in real handy for me.

 

That is fantastic.

Fuk, I have a confession, it wasn't until I just tried to close it that I realized I hadn't opened my company email all day.

Godspeed fellers, I'll get all of you crackers 2 tomorrow.

 

didn't watch the vid,but seen something similar a while ago on tv.gave people a bunch of random shyt and told them to swim across the pool without using ur arms.so they tied the legs,blew some air in it,and wallah floating was born lol

 

way to earn it!!

 

My god that was the most perfect post I have seen in many months! Bravo Valhallalla!

 

Because frost.

 

Hahaha unfortunately I did, but you'll be glad to know I neglected my help desk tickets until after lunch...I had to bump all those old threads first.

I keep trying to find all the 'best' threads, but no search configuration I use brings them all up. I dream to have them all up front one day...

 

Baby caught her first cold, that humidifier is working wonders

 

Hells yeah

 

He's not kidding Seldom. Take the baby to the beach. right to the waters edge. works wonders.

 

No sh!t...maybe we'll take a cruise down tonight. I can't wait for this heat to come down a bit she's ready to start taking walks w me and Phin in the bjorn.