hand/ foot warmers for surfers!

This looks like the best technology of 1993.

 

Nope

 

Hello? Why aren't they called hand and foot Warmers?
Wave Warmers sounds like a wave pool heater.
Very misleading.
Hello?

 

sir, I surf for 4 hours at a time in the winter, during that time my hands and feet a mostly warm. now If I were to buy this product, I could be warm for 1-2hours, well what about the other 2-3 hours I would be out. There is no way in hell i would be paddling in to swap warmers.

Now design something that would keep me warm while changing out of my suit outside on the coldest days when I dont have time to go home and shower before work, and you might have something hot on your hands.

 

Gotta love the haters.

 

I agree. Good idea and all- but most of the time I don't get too cold in the water- unless my suite is old and warn out... The coldest time is changing out of my suite outside. I have resorted to changing in my basement, which works but can be messy - which I why I opt for outside.

Sooo I really like those fcs changing towels/togos BUT why don't they make a thicker one?!? You know- with like a Sherpa lining (or even just towel) and some kinda windproof nylon/polyester material on the outside? The fsc towels are not warm at all when its 30 degrees or even when it 45

 

Exactly, last year I found an old llbean sweater my grandmother bought me when I was 12, she bought every dude in the family the same size xxl all different colors. 100% rag wool, first thing I put on when the blubber comes off works a charm. Now I gotta figure out hands and feet. The pain of getting feeling back last year when it was single digits at 845 am makes it hard to drive the 25 miles to work. Holy ****. The best thing to have is a van. Or an rv. Or no job.

 

They actually have changing robes for winter guys. My mom's bought me this last year for Christmas. Super warm. Dries fast. It's huge so you can pull your arms inside and still have room to pull your suit off no problem. The zipper is big and bulky for numb fingers, and can be zipped up and down (like there's two zippers) from the inside or outside. I used it to change before work on days when there was a few feet of snow on the ground, temp well below freezing. Here's the link.

http://dryrobe.com/collections/frontpage/products/dryrobe-advance-long-sleeve?variant=1142587068

 

A bathrobe!!!???!!!

 

No. A wind resistant changing robe meant for cold weather water sports. Moron.

 

Right on, Might have to ask santa for one of those.

 

That's what I'm talking about bassmon!! Thanks!!

 

Man, you don't need warmers or robes or nuthin like that. All I do is climb into the cab of my truck, which I have lined with towels. A proper sand reconne determines where I park so there is not a lot of sand that I drag into the truck. Start her up, crank the heat. Get the 'turtle' to come out of it's shell, then touch myself in an inappropriate manner which creates friction, thus creating heat.

 

Don't boots and gloves accomplish the same thing?

You should make pen!s sweaters.

 

A wool banana hammock???

 

No problem man! Sorta expensive, but worth every penny. I don't have a single complaint about mine.

 

You need one of those?? I don't. You must be a wimp. I just change standing next to my car, even if it is 20F with a wind in February.
Just ask your boyfriend to keep you warm. He can join under the bathrobe. bwahahahahaha!!

 

What is the sound of the closest foot clapping?