hand/ foot warmers for surfers!

https://www.wetsuitwearhouse.com/PROD/CTW6AD.html

You are welcome

 

Double post

 

radical!

 

Well, not really. The one you posted was like a parka and the one I posted is like a poncho

 

It won't necessarily keep you any warmer, but a few buddies and I created Wetsox. Helps your suit and boots slide on and off quicker, so you're not sitting and freezing off your balls longer than they need to.

http://www.wetsox.com

 

wimp

 

Hahaha no man, I double posted.

 

Yes...yes I am.

 

I need one a dem

 

Oh come on Barry, no one needs one of these, but damn they sure would help the spread of my genital herpes. Too many dudes in the line up are complaining about huddle time. Pu$$ies

 

You know, I just adore you guys and all.....

But some of youse seem to have real problems with wetsuites. Throwing on a wetsuite shouldn't be a big ordeal.

Now we got dudes selling socks to wear under your boots? Why? Boots keep your tootsies warm, that's their whole or hole purpose.

 

Well they're meant more for getting your stuff on and off quicker, which is the the big pain for me and I'm sure for a lot of people. The slightly added warmth is just a bonus.

 

Guys, putting on boots and gloves isn't tough or tuff.

Here's a tip: Roll your boot down. Step on the toe part and lift out.

No socks, bags or nothin'

And gloves should not be any problem whatsoever.

ATTENTION: Come to Riley's Wetsuite seminar where or wear I'll address all of your wetsuite issues. You'll be donning that 5 mil like ......ah I was trying to think of a New England pro, but I can't think of one LOL HA !! Whoo hoo.....ah you'll be donning your 5 mil like a Balaram Stack, whatever the hell that is.

$50 per person. Will accept alternate forms of payment.....vajayjay, herb, pills, etc.....

Wow, the surf world is an amusing place these days.

 

Ian Walsh is from RI!!!

 

Riley, we can have said seminar in South Norwalk if you likey.

 

Somebody with more time than me find the Emasspicolie advice on practicing taking your wetsuite on and off in the shower. That was priceless! I miss his gromlike stoke...

 

I can just imagine some of these dudes, sitting in their big pick-up trucks, all exasperated and, like, frustrated because they can't get their boots off.

And hell, there's still the steamer to worry aboot, ya c#nts.

It's now midnight and Johnny's ma is calling the police, while the dude is still sitting in the parking lot of The Bridge in Delaware, with The Park Police banging on his window......

"I just can't get them off....."

Spicoli practiced putting his suite on in the shower? Wow, that is priceless.

Seen, I'll respond to your message later on. I ain't ignoring you.

I bet I could get the average citizen in South Norwalk to be better "skilled" in wetsuite use in two days...Two days. $50 a day.

 

You must have swollen ankles. Have your heart checked out--perhaps you suffer from congestive heart failure...??

 

Why can't they just make that damn string on the zipper on the back of the suite a couple inches longer for gawds sake.