winter surfing tips

I just wish this article provided step by step instrunctions on how to attach a leash to your ankle.

 

Good advise from East NJ...

 

So, why don't you share your actual surfing qualifications with all the "old hags" and the rest of the Swellies?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

k bro, did you conference with your mom or your shrink for that response?

hot topic? winter surfing? dipsh1t, this has been something folks did for DECADES and always STFU about it so they could do it for fun and escape the crowds instead of having to make a blog post for attention.

I might be a salty crusty hag, (proudly) but I surf 3-5 times a week and don't need to whore myself out with poorly written blogs on topics Im clueless about to 'feel special'

keep it up fruitcake, I'm sure you will be able to validate yourself with enough delusions.
Im done with this garbage, your posts pain me and makes me sad to know people like you are ruining surfing

 

Don't know if you are "Corey" or not and don't care if you are an awesome surfer or not. The articles on the site you linked to are awful. Seriously awful. The rock climbing one is even worse than the winter surfer one. It almost makes me want to give up both if that is what the world is coming to. Awful Awful Awful ad infinitem

 

Geez ILS is your IRL name Pat?

Hey I didn't read that article I'm just axing a question

But on the real like PJB or SJB my nagger said non of youz are pulling these crazy long sesh's in January or Febuary

 

The secret to success is tying the string correctly; kinda like tying the leash on correctly for the surfboard. Isn't this taught in Surfing 101???

 

yes, excuse us for calling out your sh1tbox blog you asked our opinions on

Instead of getting sand in your vag and getting defensive, maybe, just maybe all of us have a point and your sh1ts weak

use it as a point to make it better

or cry in a corner

 

loveswell just funning with ya. Srsly though, if some one can't figure out how to put a wetsuite on they should catch the short bus to the beach.

nutshelle

 

Must have skipped that class to go surfing. Besides the speedos I surf in don't have strings. Problem solved.

 

I want to feel bad for OP, deleting his first post and all, but he spreads negativity all over this forum when people offer friendly (albeit, many times useless) advice.

Don't dish it if you can't take it.

Peace.

 

here is another gem
http://www.themodernoutlaw.com/how-to-pump-when-surfing/

This article so absurdly stupid I dont know where to begin

yanks initial post summed it up nicely

 

wtf did i miss?

 

Still waiting on that reply of your qualifications, Iloveswellingpeni$

I'll match mine or any other Swellie's surfing creds against yours, any day 24/7/365 (except maybe Frost's)

 

^^^ hahaha

 

I'm still trying to figure that out

 

Hey ILS dawg let me tell you these niggaz here don't know ****

Give them nothing

But I axed if your name was Pat