grom intro

Gee, we can't wait.....

 

hey bro, be sure to kill yourself this holiday season. definitely take a few people with you.

your suite is too thin already. eastern lines in my world is cocaine from long island.

best way to learn to surf is to stay home and post. try putting your face in boiling water. the end.

 

also your not a grom. you're in your 50s. you're just taking up space.

welcome to webmd.swellinfo.suicidehotline.die.com

 

there he is!

 

Dear goofysurfer,

Welcome to swellinfo!

Your always welcome here in my book- since you surf and represent the BELMAR.

Don't let these other guys bother you- they are all just messing around.

Yours truly
Mr Belmar


HEY guys- take it easy on the grom- he's from Belmar! One of our own!

 

Btw- just pretend your a grom. It will go better for you.

Wait, shouldn't you be in school??? Oh yea it's Saturday

 

You might get another month with your wetsuite if you got boots and gloves

 

Your sensitivity is not a characteristic we admire, you can't stay here if you cry or whine. I think you should challenge someone to a bench off and since you already wear depends and have one foot in the grave maybe you could challenge one of the wahine's but let me warn you they are tough and you stand a chance of getting your $hit thrown in the water.

 

get a hooded wetsuit dont drop in on anyone and stay away from belmar go to deserted peaks

 

Get over to the skate park, there's a judas in a white van who will take you to new breaks.

 

Good luck Gromps! Stating at 50, that's a big achievement.
Are you ready for the BELMAR or is the
"MAR" ready for you?

 

Gromps. I like that. Never too old to be a grom. If you don't want to buy a 4/3 just get a hooded thermal layer for under your wetsuite.

 

50+ is not a good age to get into surfing...it takes being in very good shape and decades of experience/knowledge to get any good at it. On the other hand, boogie boarding takes no skill and uses the legs to paddle...might want to try that, instead

 

way to make 95% of the forum upset. Ill just go ahead and post it for them.

http://www.surfertoday.com/bodyboar...ompletes-50-years-in-the-bodyboarding-history

See what Tom Said about him though?

 

HAHAHAHAHA you think agrom is a beginner surfer hahahah

welcome to the forum tho, please dont be one of those one post wonders. actually contribute to threads n sh!t

 

W

Welcomme Silverback!!

 

There go's another one! Whats up with all the pre menstrual biotches tryna front?

 

This is a heavy line up. Stay out of the impact zone, and make sure your leash is tied correctly.