more dorky NJ "pro" photogs dictating their "rules"

Wow you must be a red hot ripper huh. I mean if they all are frothin to shoot you?? Alls Im sayin is when people do cool sh!t for me like shoot water shots ,work hard for my company and is all-round a good friend I got his back . Even if he is kook in out at the moment. I think Mike is just tryin to get a chuckle with his insta sh!t. The guys a jokester . Seriously Thanks for all the volunteer work. Very cool of you. One more thing if you d-bags don't like what he throws up on the gram Don't Follow Him #dingdongs

 

Beautiful.

Said things I wanted to but filtered. But I've been real outspoken on Face Book today so....

I'll probably lose ten FB friends tonight. Shucks....

You know I just love the Metallica song "Orion" especially when it hits the 6:50-ish mark. Yeah, Kirk, solo blasting, dog. Classic outro riff. Ah where did all the good times go?

 

C' mon you're not on FB?

 

I bailed on his page because he was clogging my feed and his attempts at philosophy or whatever were lame sauce to the point of being annoying.

 

Hey Riley that's just truckin' great..you know the whole Metallica Orion reference

Man I youtubed right after I read it..dude that's what you need dawg a YouTube channel

Doug I'm sure if you could find Riley South Jettys FB page you'd love it

FB makes me afeared for the humans

I don't know if it's the liberal art school drop out chick who's parents pay for her lush or plush Center City apartment while she works retail at the hippest Urban Outfitters preaching lives matter..Muslim lives matter

Or the young conservatives talking aboot control the borders..no jobs for immigrants..praising Chris Christie for telling the refugees to truck off..privileged "surfer" kids from the "Jersey Shore" to boot..they're so racist they don't even know it

Point click shoot...simple as that..who truckin cares anymo'

What I really want to know is where's the flakka

 

Cepriano you are so full of sh!t it got some on my shoe and i really like these shoes so f-;k you

There's been some really dumb stuff posted on here over the years, even more so in the last couple of months; little kids posting nonsense, 30 somethings just starting out and all the baggage that comes with, pedophiles using Jesus to get kids in their van...somebody's sh!t even got tossed in the water!

It is what it is, all the bs and the good stuff, it's just something to pass the time.

But you gotta stop lying. You know everybody you surf everywhere you take photos forever every body wants to know where cepriNo is so they can take pics of him... But then when there's swell you write how you missed cuz of work or you didn't have a ride or the proper gear or because the dog ate your homework. When you first stRted posting you were asking for advice... A year later you had been surfing for 20 years and you know Kelly Slaters barber!!? How is that possible?!? It's not it's crazy it doesn't even add up....he bics his head

do you really care about the Instagram post or were you just seizing the opportunity to tell everyone how you helped after sandy, been shooting photos for 25 years, surf MB and bayhead, and then name drop a bunch of people? ( the choice of which make you such a douche )

You're a big time fisherman too if I remember from one of your tales aren't you? Fishing for attention maybe? Huh? Just a lil bit?

Well guess what Chunk? You're line is dragging all through the lineup and it's time to reel that sh!t in.

 

....and down the rabbit hole we goooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

 

cracked me up!

But to be clear if it goes there; anyone with the right timing and equipment can take a good picture(I think) And I can't stand people who lay claim to things they haven't earned or philosophize on life when they haven't yet lived one.

But worse I despise liars who question others integrity

And flies...I hate flies

 

Just because they land on turds, then your sandwich doesn't mean they don't love you.

 

Well this NJ surf thread has turned into a who's **** is bigger contest. What a suprise, NJ surfers complaining about who is better, more core, more local.

 

Sorry about your tiny pecker. Have you seen the thread where we all complain about your mom?

 

please complain about her! and yes my pecker is very small

 

#surflinelocalpro "RUN" my shots bro

 

Is this Sammy Wonton from LBI???

 

nah its the transient psybient waverider from the west

 

All good Sammy was a pretty good surfer from my grom days in Beach Haven . No worries.

 

good lord everyones getting very worked up over photos of some waist- head high close out shorebreak small period swell

 

Friggin Asians hahaha. Tiny eyes no good for driving hahahaha.

 

I remember when art was about the art, not the artist.

 

the ****ing Babylonian surf market.