Bogeton Wolftucks

Why do you chase seagulls, Riley Martin? What would you do with one if you caught it?

The only time I ever tried to catch a seagull was once when I saw one that had fishing line wrapped around its leg, tight and cutting off the circulation. I wasn't able to catch it, of course, and it probably lost its foot. ****ing fishermen and their lethal litter.

 

Once I was on the riverwalk in beautiful, historic, downtown Wilmington (my fair city). I hit a seagull in the belly with an ice cube. I thought I would suffocate from laughter.

 

Captivating tale mr. Martin! The aforementioned dog, is an Atlantic City entity, taking on many forms. It's prey is the tenacious ones that seek creativity and solitude. It has no wits and was therefore jealous when it saw you chasing seagulls. Don't let him fool you with that " I eat surfers" talk, he's all bark, and a lousy poker player.

 

When my daughter was 2 or 3 I taught her to chase seagulls as a public service. They poop everywhere, tourists feed them and did I already say they poop everywhere? She is now 25, I haven't seen her chase a flock lately, but ya never know.

 

I'm Ben, and I'm Zagaffer.

 

This story, though entertaining, seems vaguely familiar.

I should've read all the posts first. Gaffer caught it.

 

Damn it Gaffer you exposed me! Not in the way Wayne exposes himself to little boys but still, how did you know?

 

My god people!!! I get no respect on this hear surf prodictin web site!!! The second post on this tread was me saying this is was continues to be SJB... The first Free somebody on this fecking site that I can recall was me saying free SJB. No respect man.... My first private message was from... SJB... Thinkin about deleting my six accounts and killing myself....

 

Many on this site will be glad to help you, perhaps??
just saying....

 

Thanks, Barry.
That's all I ever wanted...

 

Riley Martin: Formerly known as South Jetty Bill, The Ghost of South Jetty Billy, North Seawall Will and Joseph Gordon Levitt. I once got an Email from him, and I don't think it was his real name or even his account, but I won't put that name out for fear of "Doxing." Did I get 'em all, Riley?

 

Can't forget the Paddington Jetty Bear

 

Damn... I did forget!! and that one was pretty long lived!

 

Wasn't there a South Seawall Phil as well? HAHA

 

Were you emass spicoli? or bubble toes?

 

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