sorry man....but that is gay

I'd rather not surf at all...

 

I'd play on that all day. Hell, I might even have a contest against myself! And you know, if I had that at my house and I called you Tard and said, grab some beers and come on over, you would be all over it! LOL

 

Maybe this is why during this last beautiful swell, nobody was out??!!?? Great!! All the assholes can go to the indoor home pool while I get the real waves!!!

 

I can see it being fun for a while. The one major flaw is people will call this surfing. It is not surfing. To surf requires patience and determination. I am not simply referring to waiting for a set and having the balls to catch it. Patience and determination are needed to research your location, wake up early, find that spot that will give you what you want, and then FINALLY, finally you ride the waves.

The youngins that will surf the wave pool will think it is surfing. It is not.

 

Don't forget your helmet! Safety first!

 

Is too surfing!!!
Don't spoil it man!! I finally have a tool near my breaks the pseudo surfers will use instead of clogging the breaks, and you want to downplay it?? Are you retarded?? STFU!!!!!!!!
And go kill yourself, moron!!

 

Oh I forgot. Determination to put on that damn wetsuit that you didn't hang out to dry and left in your outside shower during an overnight freeze. Yea, that's it.

 

o barry

 

Hey thanks for the incite Barry

 

You are welcome, moron!! <grin>

 

I agree with ya there!

And your towel!

 

Damn Barry, what happened to you? You always seem so agro. Not judging, just observing.

 

It's my charisma!! Can you feeeeel it??!!??

 

competitive surfing to me is like competitive lovemaking. There are things you do just for the love of doing it. Also, I'd hate to have judges whispering that they knew that "my heat was soon over" once the wife went into reverse cowgirl.

too much?

 

Apparently little jayden has to wear his elbough pads when he surfs in the pool. I'm sure his allergy meds make him wobbly so his mom worries.

 

Rick Cane started it! I'm sure the helmets are an insurance regulation.