Reality check

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by fungus, Dec 4, 2015.

  1. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    I am one of those people that loves to complain and last Sunday was no different. I finally find a 2 hour window where I could go out and I am generally po'd about all the inlaw time I have had recently. While walking to the beach a guy in a wheel chair sees me with my board and says "I am jealous I wish I could be you."

    This gave me a huge reality check, who the fark is this guy first to speak to me and then make me feel like crap for walking and then surfing. Screw that handicap butt hole and his good parking spot.
     
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  2. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Use those times to talk to the guy. See what's bugging him. Maybe offer help. In lifes moments paths cross for unknown reasons. He was actually jealous but don't take that the wrong way. Rise and help with positive energy, it always makes for a better session anyway.
     

  3. wontonwonton

    wontonwonton Well-Known Member

    383
    Mar 13, 2007
    yea he wants you to become an ancient dropknee master
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    keeerist, talk about clinical BPD self-centered narcissism....only the useless phat dead buoy from the dirty jerz & maybe New England's oh-burry, wait, also wayne & the gnome too, display more me-me-me than this OP.

    b itching about a cool dude destined to spend the remainder of his life in a chair. w t f , has it come to this in this nation of ours.
    How did parents raise this 'fungus' offal & waste time & money educating it to get to this disgusting level of intrusiveness on other human lives.
     
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  5. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Oh hankee I love your self righteousness so much. "what is coming to this nation of ours" did you really just type that from an individual posting on a surf forum? The only thing I hate more then the physically handicap and their good parking spots is the mentally handicap pc police like youself. Go to bed u drunk.
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Humility obviously doesn't figure in your game plan. You're one of those Darwinian doormat sub-species that will learn some awfully hard lessons on the road ahead of you.
     
  7. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Like karma?? Go sell hippie somewhere else, hippie. Oh yeah go to bed u drunk.
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Ripping on people less fortunate than your wonderful self, like the guys in chairs.

    You pretty much defined your character with that display of inner pulchritude & good luck with that, sparkus.
     
  9. revelwoacause

    revelwoacause Member

    21
    Feb 14, 2012
    to the op. you are not funny. this thread is tasteless and you have no class.
     
  10. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Who is trying to be funny? The guy had no bizness ruining my stoke. Glad to see however one of your 20 posts was devoted to whining. Dork.
     
  11. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    So being a hardcore racist like yourself is ok but heaven forbid somebody say something about a cripple. Pc police d-bag.
     
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jv3fqDe34E

    Ahhhh, fungal ^

    Dooood.....let the alcohol continue to fog you out & take you away until manana.
     
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  13. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    So now you are making fun of old people? What is wrong with you!!!??? I put 3 !!! And 3 ??? To show my anger.
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......time to rest, fungal

    Scientific studies show that the juvenile brain needs 18 hrs of sleep per 24 hr day in order to fully develop any intelligence.....being charitable here, it would appear that you've got some catching up to do...
     
  15. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    calling all morons. Fungus is here to have a wonderful Friday night in mummy's basement.

    I hope you at least give your mother money for the inter web service, God knows I ain't tipping her ass for the weak Service.
     
  16. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    I am a gay Muslim that crossed the border illegally down in Texas and yall make fun of my kind on this forum daily. Yet I share my feelings regarding a wheeler and I get ostracized.
     
  17. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Also it ain't peaked his interest it piqued. And I could care less? No couldn't care less. Damn wheelers too.
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Even money that Carter has his mummy in the basement & is getting more than his money's worth.
     
  19. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    That's who that was! He's getting me sloppie 2nd's.
    Super cheap, best deal in time.
     
  20. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Handicapped dude was shedding perspective.

    My biggest fear is paralysis. I would kill myself. My hell would be paralysis from the neck down, unable to off myself, with my wife banging the neighbor upstairs, half hoping i don't hear and half not caring because she is sick of changing my diaper and pee bag.

    That said there was a dude in Rye one day with 1/2 legs. He should've been on a sponge but for some reason he was on a surfboard with a few bros. Not sure what the story there was. But he went for every wave. And went over the falls on everything. Cut me off every time. And I was a **** and yelled at his squad. I half regret it. Shame on me for surfing Rye in the summer. Shame on him for snaking.