My old lady doesn't surf and loves Costa Rica. Of course we've been together ten years so the less time she spends with me the better. Not sure about the honeymoon though, I'm a criminal defense lawyer can get you the name of divorce attorney in CR may come in handy. Better yet get married in CR and won't be legit, old Mick Jagger trick.
'Billy Sunday'.....?? Inquiring minds want to hear the inspiration / story behind THAT moniker, amigo William Ashley "Billy" Sunday (November 19, 1862 – November 6, 1935) was an American athlete who, after being a popular outfielder in baseball's National League during the 1880s, became the most celebrated and influential American evangelist during the first two decades of the 20th century. Born into poverty in Iowa, Sunday spent some years at the Iowa Soldiers' Orphans' Home before working at odd jobs and playing for local running and baseball teams. His speed and agility provided him the opportunity to play baseball in the major leagues for eight years, where he was an average hitter and a good fielder known for his base-running.