Who can drink the most

Fock jager. Haven't touched that ****e in over 20 years. Last time I did was back in college days, visiting some friends at App State in Boone. We went 4 wheeling on the mtn forest roads drinking, stopped in Blowing Rock and ran up a +250 bar tab, then went back and started doing shots of jager. Last thing I remember was my bud saying "I'm gonna get you laid tonight." Dude was a stud, he focked half the population of Boone and 1/3 of Wautauga County. Always had hot chicks around.

Woke up the next day, no f'ing clue were I was, who's apartment, or where that dog came from. Dunno if I got laid. I hope I didn't fock the dog. Didn't see any peanut butter around either, and the dog seemed chill, so I guess it was all right.

I blame the jager.

 

Me

 

"Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks."

Ernest Hemingway

 

Whoa...absinthe and knife tricks. That sounds like a suite night.


I can't drink for ****. I kinda fear the spins too.

But cep, dpsup, I'm calling you crackers out. SI smoke off. You better talk to Riley before you commit.

 

Looks like we're gonna need a hookah

 

Spliffs dawg, we gotta quantify it somehow...whaddaya think?

 

in college i became close with a slightly older norwegian woman who I knew to be an avid surfer and an elite skier. At a pregaming event one evening, the hosts offered to duct tape malt liquor bottles to her and some of the other partiers' hands for a game of "edward fortyhands". not more than ten minutes could have passed before she was chugging down the dregs of her second bottle of haffenreffer, untaping, and heading back to the fridge for a third. Later that night I saw her again and she seemed no worse for the wear. gangster. years later, I guess she would have been in her mid thirties, she medaled in a skiing discipline at the vancouver winter olympics.

 

Yea... pricey stuff. The bottle I had was $95. Great stuff, though.

 

sweet tea vodka is a blackout pill for me. too much sugar.

I'm on a gin and tonic kick right now.

Sign me up for the smoke off. I know I won't be buying!

 

Hendricks... in and out... up... one olive.

 

I am a champion drinker. I can hold my sauce with the BEST. The only thing that messes with me is brown liquor. Otherwise, I am able to drink a lot of people under the table. I keep myself primed by drinking a beer or two every night and a bit more on weekends. When game time presents itself and someone wants to go on a bender all night, I can still throw back a lot of booze.

 

i like dry gin martinis a little too much for my own good, and imbibe frequently, so I reckon I could hold my own. but who the fvck wants to deal with the hangover from the sh!tshow of a bender an si drinkoff would be

 

I can roll a perfect J by hand in less than 10 sec if it's broken up. That's my preference, I suggested the hookah more for novelty than anything. Been 10 years prob since I messed with one of those haha

 

Can you do it whilst driving?

 

Yeah, hold the wheel with my knee.

 

lol that sounds like an epic competition,me dpsup seldom riley lol.we'd probably burn through a pound in a night between the 4 of us and the guy that doesn't pass out first wins.2nd place loser foots the bill lol.then afterwards we gotta go try to surf some bombs super high,its like clash of the titans

 

lol iv only seen that done once.my buddy jeff,did it while driving past the police station lol

 

It's not recommended, it's an easy way to spill your sh*t on the floor