How do you get off a surf board?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by rednecksurfer, Jun 28, 2009.

  1. rednecksurfer

    rednecksurfer Member

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    Feb 12, 2009
    You fall down you stupid S%$#!! If anyone ever asks you this question and you give them that answer and they look at like your crazy?? What would you do?
     
  2. Xtreme*Liquidshredda

    Xtreme*Liquidshredda Well-Known Member

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    Sep 16, 2008
    well... you just answered your own question. Could you just stay in pungo I would perfer not to see any morons like you in the lineup. hahah
     

  3. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
    How do you get off a surf board? Easy....... rub a little wax on it and yogurt comes out. :confused:
     
  4. surfswell

    surfswell Well-Known Member

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    May 18, 2009
    Hahahahaahahahahahaha:D
     
  5. PRShredder

    PRShredder Member

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    Jun 28, 2009
    wow! there are some real kooks here on this thing!
     
  6. ECboarder

    ECboarder Well-Known Member

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    Feb 11, 2009
    i agree man. your not worth it.:D
     
  7. eshore

    eshore Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2008
    what???????????????????
     
  8. terra-firma intolerant

    terra-firma intolerant Well-Known Member

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    Jul 5, 2008
    Exactly, I have no idea what this thread is about... I'm guessing you need to be high.
     
  9. EastCoastBodyBoarder

    EastCoastBodyBoarder Well-Known Member

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    Sep 1, 2008
    wtf

    what is this guy talking about
     
  10. mofosurfer.com

    mofosurfer.com Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2009

    Nope. :cool:


    That didn't help either... at least the devils lettuce didn't allow for any comprehension or intelligent insight into this thread.


    Maybe acid? That might help :eek::D


    How do you get off a surfboard? I keep waiting for him to post the answer to this joke.


    I think he meant to ask... "How do you keep a bunch of idiots in suspense?" :rolleyes:


    :p:D
     
  11. steelwave42

    steelwave42 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 7, 2006
    While your waiting for waves just ride that thing, everybody does it.
     
  12. myxamatosis

    myxamatosis Well-Known Member

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    Oct 8, 2007
    I get off my surfboard the same way I get off your girlfriend when I am done. I jump off quickly, punch her in the crotch and tell her to go bake me up some pancakes.
     
  13. ZionWorks

    ZionWorks Member

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    Feb 1, 2008
    Sorry there little buddy, you just tryed to be funny and it didnt work
     
  14. myxamatosis

    myxamatosis Well-Known Member

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    Oct 8, 2007
    Are you sure I tryed? Maybe you should try to pay more attention in school.
     
  15. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
    This thread = lame sauce.
     
  16. GreatWhiteShark

    GreatWhiteShark Active Member

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    Jun 19, 2009
    I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.
     
  17. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    you always have something funny to say. now dont you?
     
  18. DJFresh

    DJFresh Well-Known Member

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    Jul 7, 2008
    Do me a solid GreatWhiteShark:

    Please feed elsewhere, away from Monmouth County, NJ Thurs & Fri and to be safe this weekend - especially at dawn & dusk. Tell your friends as well.

    My sincere thanks!
     
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2009
  19. quiksilver1231

    quiksilver1231 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 14, 2008
    what?... i cant tell what this is about did you seriously just ask how to get a surfboard? im seriously questioning if your a huge kook now you asked that one... you can practice getting off your surfboard on the beach and ill surf.