Diagnose Barry Cuda

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ClemsonSurf, Jan 14, 2016.

  1. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    It seems the old coot is losing it.

    My first thought is Seasonal Affective Disorder. Mix that with some early onset dimensia and arthritis and that may explain his attitude lately.

    I'm not a PHD but I know most of you guys are. What's up with Bitter Cuda?
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    He's a moron, by his own admission, I think people are getting a little over emotional on this guy, he's just screwing around 99% of the time to get people to react, as any troll would. He's just ruthless on sensitive topics and that drives people bananas. Once you realize that's all he is on here, you can't take him seriously. I think Barry actually is a decent person irl, every now and then he shows flashes of compassion or decency, that's when he's putting the troll gig aside for the a moment, but it doesn't last long HAHA

    He's like the uncle that gives you sh*t all the time, sometimes it's annoying, sometimes it's funny. Just my .02, i'm sure i'm in the minority here.
     

  3. sailquik

    sailquik Well-Known Member

    213
    Nov 23, 2012
    Adult onset oral encopresis?
     
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Alright, DPS has diagnosed him as a harmless crazy uncle.
     
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Dr. Quik, I had to look that one up. Good thought. Call in the nurses for an exam.
     
  6. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    DSUP has it right.
     
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Time for the rectal, paging Bradpitted
     
  8. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Barry understands the only real value of the internet, to make fun of people without any consequences. Anything else while online is a waste of time.

    Anyone that takes the internet serious (forums, comment sections in articles, etc....) should be shamed.
     
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Agree with Carter, DPSUP is pretty much on it.

    The caveat that I would add is that burry just derails some pretty decent surfing treads in his goal to make the tread about him via people's responses.

    Troll on, post on, just do it in treads that are off the wall - - don't take treads off the wall. I'd also add that along those lines burry doesn't know when to STFU. The kooky uncle thing lost its small charms a long time ago.

    And now that burry has his very own tread, he's probably ecstatic.
     
  11. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    When you try to be funny by being a dik all the time, but sometimes you're cool, you're a dik that isn't a dik every once in a while.
     
  12. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012

    Yup you have a point, proper trolling should be creative. When the book thread was posted I was like 3,2,1...... Barry will call us morons for reading surf books, and on schedule he did. Troll on but don't be predictable.
     
  13. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    he deff has HIV and Pob a Micro***** too
     
  14. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    557
    Feb 13, 2012
    I kind of enjoy Barry, I feel like he is one of the more real people on here. Fvck your political correctness. Tell me how you really feel. No need to sugar coat sh1t right? were all adults here..

    I may have a little more compassion and empathy than Barry, but regardless of my POV I respect real sh1t.
     
  15. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Just a Troll. By responding you give the troll a leg up. If you respond with an emotionally charged statement, you have already lost.

    It's sad how many good threads have been de-railed by the troll, and just as bad if not worse are the folks who follow him around calling him out. Do you realize that you made yourself his play thing? *cough* Jawn *cough*

    I simply don't respond. I've def been tempted, and had to delete something out of the quick reply box, but I know that if I respond I'm giving the troll some kind of weird satisfaction.

    This is forum 101, folks. That said, this thread and every post in it is a huge win for the Troll.
     
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2016
  16. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    ah ber ber is a sweetheart. Just gotta get some prune juice to him every now and again. <grin> He's got grumpy oldmanidis.

    He sorta reminds me of my old man who always talked like he hated everyone but actually had a good heart once you got past his politically incorrect tirades at awkard times and places. lol

    I believe every thing I read on the internet to be the undisputed truth!
     
  17. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    He's an idiot. Who cares if he gets a rise out of a response to him. I like calling him out on it...which gives me a rise:confused:

    Don't get confused when he plays nice...he is just setting up the next episode. I actually agree with some of the stuff he says. Just can't stand the personality disorder. But, it is the internet and we can enjoy it for what it's worth.
     
  18. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
  19. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Whatever he has, he has hemorrhoids too. That will make the most docile creature disgruntled. Probably sitting on the inflatable donut just spewing out the hate, dreading his next bowel movement.
     
  20. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Bruh this is the internet there ain't no 101 or etiquettes

    C'mon now I'm the second best thing to happen to this place man...