Diagnose Barry Cuda

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ClemsonSurf, Jan 14, 2016.

  1. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I'm the 1,254th best thing. Two spots above Emass.
     
  2. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    what else can be said about barry except


    o barry
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    It cracks me up to see the "o" still thriving!
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    So, I go way for a few hours, and what do I find on my return??
    A "love fest" dedicated to Barry Cuda.
    Listen, I will repeat this for the 10th time--NEVER take anything I say TO HEART!!! I come to this surf site, to have fun, to occasionally troll (as YOU ALL DO), and to join for banter, and to make a few friends. I will say, when I first joined about a year ago, you guys ALL attacked me, as per usual, and I said, "two can play that game". Many give up--I don't. And that is what bothered a lot of you.
    Anyway, having said that, do you guys want me to return to being a "more kinder, compassionate, gentler" poster?? Sure, I can do that (but I might end sounding like a "liberal"). But you ALL will have to do so as well. So, I will not derail your threads, no more trolling, and I will give out the best medical advice I know of.
    Just keep in mind, it is indeed a "two-way street". If you come up to NH, shoot me a PM.
    I hope we all don't get too boring and namby-pamby.......
    BTW, some of your post above did give me a laugh, so thanks.
     
  5. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014

    o barry
     
  6. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
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  7. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    o barry you should jet over to Aguadilla PR pronto. I've seen some pics of major swell there for the last couple days.
     
  8. shaunfig

    shaunfig Well-Known Member

    77
    Apr 11, 2014
    Gold pure gold
     
  9. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Oh man this thread or tread is coming right or left a long

    Which ever way you prefer to perverse or reverse

    Dudes I really love posting on swell info while I'm supposed and opposed to be making pizzas

    But a slice makes the world turn

    #ThanksBarry for helping me stick it to the man posting on this here surf predicting website when I should be kneading dough and taking orders

    Ooo where's the late but never great Emass to give Doug an award for POTY

    Share the flakka Doug
     
  10. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    anyone who surfs the cold northeast and likes to break balls is ALRIGHT!
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Yes sir!! Surfline has an article today (Friday) on PR and the East Coast.
    Wish I could go, but I have emerging family concerns to attend to, and "promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep".
    PR will get other major swells in the near future; I will hopefully try then.
     
  12. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Member

    11
    Jan 6, 2016
    Stop trying to be SBJ.
     
  13. sailquik

    sailquik Well-Known Member

    213
    Nov 23, 2012
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    This past Monday!

    (Maybe I can derail this thread towards an actual surfing topic.)
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2016
  14. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    ^Well that would be novel.
    That is a sick looking wave for sure!
     
  15. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dear Barry

    We all care about you- that's why we started this threade!

    Your the best- not matter what the other guys say.

    But maybe you should try to be a little more nice - at least every so often...


    Your friend
    Mr Belmar
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Barry vs. Donald Trump in a game of insults, who wins?
     
  17. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014

    o barry
     
  18. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    leavvveeeee barrry aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee