If you could snake anyone, who would it be?

I would snake most of the old guys at the rox, but just wouldnt want to deal with listening to them ***** and moan and cry about it. the hypocrisy of wave hogs taking set wave after set wave, and then reacting like a doosh when they get stuffed is the worst part of surfing the rox (or anywhere for that matter). i do like to party though, so if you like to party, then dropping in is cool, as long as it goes both ways.
unless you are a sup. then i will drop in on you every single time if you are hoarding waves. i have no patience or tolerance for sups who get wave after wave after wave. i like to sup, but will do it waaaaaaaaaay down the beach, or in florida, or with alana blanchard sitting pretty on the tip standem style

 

...the guy who just snaked me.

 

Gabby Reese... for obvious reasons.

 

Anyone with a Gopro mounted on a mouthpiece, so they can have footage of the snaking.

 

i would burn barry cuda

 

I would snake metard...then he can make a video of it.

 

Donald Trump. He has a mansion down here on Palm Beach, and he fancies himself an athlete, and he is a good golfer, and if he took surf lessons, and learned to stand up,and decided to make Reef Road Great Again, I would drop in on him and laugh. His goons would probably meet me on the beach for a bench off.

 

Any brazilian quiff on the wsl tour. Or anyone speakin french.

 

slater dont get snaked, he uses force powers to transport you off his line.

 

Anyone with a white rash guard.

 

anyone with poo stance = all brazilians
however, i welcome all braziallian chicks to drop in on me!

 

shart snoofer, just to watch him go DEFCON9 & give him the creative juice to post another ranting video.

 

I'd like to burn my friend when I surf with him because he is somehow always in the right spot for the best waves of the day... But I don't do it because you don't burn people that don't deserve it

 

I'd put flashing lights on my board and snake Chicarrone so he'd think aliens did it!

 

You would be best to also dress up as a lizard.....

 

Johnny Boy (assuming no false cracks and I was safe)....but to watch him absolutely flip his lid with spit and foam coming from his nostrils. Only b/c he has burned soooo many people and his attitude.

Second would be Occy, He dropped in on me at Rocky lefts back in the late 90s and actually kicked out and gave me the wave. I would do the same to him.

Whoever the guy was at Pavones a couple of years ago with the yellow board. He burned me so hard and went in and I never saw him again.

Gnarly Barley at the lighthouse...he catches so many freaking waves!

Any person riding prone on a sponge.....

aaahhh just kidding op.