financial advise, market crash and warlord rampage

Krugerrands...

 

Under your mattress dude, or Draftkings / FanDuel, better chance of winning!

 

If your a gambling man you could consider a (long/to minimize risk) entry in oil at some point this year? Possible $10 left on the downside for WTI...?

 

I know which neighbours I would raid, and which ones I'd protect.

 

On good advice, I'm migrating my holdings into Spanish doubloons.

 

Ill hedge my bets on Bourbon. When the schit hits the fan everyone gets sch!ttee drunk. I made a bunch of $$$ on liquor co stock in 2008 the last market dive. My advice, Invest in a company that makes cheap liquor, that's what people buy when they just lost most of their money. Otherwise If it totally falls apart and we fall into worldwide in-fighting, arm yourself and just go for broke. Just like your first post on da tread.

 

When the sh!t hits the fan, the first thing I'm a gonna do is go to the CVS down from my house and beat the fock outta the obnoxious Ukrainian pharmacist and steal all the prescription drugs they have in stock. So, when all the fat, sick, elderly, and impotent need their fix of the 'legal' swag, ole Chavez will be their drug kingpin. They will pay me in food, water, booze, and the most attractive female in their family.

 

Invest in waynes church. And once the feds come for you, move waaay down south.

 

dik pills on Chavez!

 

If TSHTF for real, you can't go wrong with iquor. No, not drinking it. Stockpiling it & selling (or bartering) at a premium.
Throughout history, during & after numerous financial meltdowns in various countries, apparently booze is often worth, in real terms, more than gold.

 

Plenty of barrier islands between you and I. PM me.

 

Are your women willing to repopulate for the cause?

 

Silly question, does booze go bad?

 

Yo Clemmie, how's it brah?

 

Word...maybe a good idea to stockpile some...could always slang that ish in Alaska I suppose.

 

Hello seldom, actually getting pretty excited to take over a barrier island with the tard. There is a long history in Charleston of blockade runners sneaking supplies into the mainland so once we're established I'll have to make some connections in bermuda and we should be good. Otherwise I'm fattening up for the impending food shortage and stockpiling twinkies and canned food.

Hard liquor does not go bad and you can disinfect wounds with it.

Who's the guy that has the liquor still? I'll give him an island next door to me.