Are you ready for Blizzard??

always ready to warlord

regardless of the event

 

I have one board with an improperly tied leash and another board with half a wax job (fixing a ding). But I do have 4 bottles of wine.

 

I am prepared, all the time. Got my snow scoops and salt truck on standby ready to do a great job. Pizza is ordered, bought cases of Coke and all of my devises are charged, as well.

 

Hahaha... My chick asked me to go shopping for the weekend and I came home with a sled (for the kid) and 4 bottles of wine.
Well done

 

Wood is in stacks, my board has new wax
And the stove is nice and warm
There's a roof overhead and a girl in my bed
Show me your worst, Mr. Storm

 

Gotz beer and bread, I am ready! And I double checked my leash, tied properly!!!!

 

You chumps realize a box = 4 bottles of wine? Just sayin

 

McDonalds is food too, but that doesn't I have to have it instead of steak.

 

getting beer, getting gas. ready for some new england winter surf.

 

Broke my wrist. Can't surf but no shoveling snow

 

what is the best wetsuite to wear in a blizzard?

 

Your birthday suite, do it for the stories!

 

Youve done well. Every boy needs a sled. Hope you got the big bottles

 

I am ready for blizzard, all the time.

 

It's going to be a whale jiz blizzard, so wear your rain coats or birthday suits.
TWC is selling drama like the National Inquirer. F*ck that noise. I'm so glad I ditched cable a couple of years ago. Internet only for this guy. I hope everyone scores some fun surf.

 

I'm ready for #JizzBlizz2016. Waxed up the new stick last night. Have a functioning leash, ready for head high+ waves

 

dude go to ur local pharmacy, and get EMergenc-C Immune +.

Not the normal crappy emergency, this is the one that has 1000x ur daily dose of zinc. Its what they give us on the fireline when we come down with camp crud (like flue times 10) Its nasty drink powder, but guzzle two of those a day and ull be good in 48 hours.