Pats/Broncos and AZ/Carolina predictions, hopes, dreams, bets, SB50

Why do goats eat paper bags?

 

It strengthens their buttholes so when Roy abuses them, they don't hurt as bad.


Ok, and I was way off thinking Arizona was going to so this game.

 

Maybe but the patriots didn't even deserve to get that close. Denvers' defense dominated. The last TD by the pats was a joke with Brady throwing up a prayer and gronk getting that catch with his eyes closed.

 

Good to see you return Koki. Hang in there and savor the good moments... even if they're brief and infrequent, you gotta work with what you got. When you get to the other side, it will be that much sweeter. Especially if you're surrounded by tits and blow. A gram and a pair my man. A gram and a pair. Needless I say more.

Panthers all the way. Cam and the big cats are 'bout to tear into some old donkey meat.

 

Patriots didn't deserve to win due to poor coaching and lack of execution. They go for it twice on fourth down instead of taking two FGs that would have made only an FG necessary on the last drive to win it. I love the Patriots too much, but Belichick's cuteness lost them the game.

After watching Carolina, I think either of the AFC teams was going to be served on a platter.

 

Is it cool that I still bring my Cabbage Patch Kid out surfing with me?

 

Only if it has a wetsuite Doug.

 

Epic arse whipping by Carolina!

Love to see the Pats lose!

 

Brady looked like he was paid to lose that game. When my girl says that as I'm thinking it, I know I wasn't hallucinating as he threw one poor pass after another. He should take a page out of Rodgers book and step up in the pocket with the peripheral rush collapsing. No way is Brady that nimble though.

The rush was non-stop and the running game non-existent. Gostowski misses his first XP in over 500 attempts, you know it's going to be a tough day.

Broncos D is on point. That will make for an interesting matchup with the QB that's the worst thing going for professional sports since Marty McSorley and Dennis Rodman. No way to respect Newton.

Manning's had a great career, but if he gets any credit for this season or these playoffs then people are insane. He did have that 12 yard run though yesterday! I think it was his longest playoff run since 2003. There's a stat for you.

Pats have made 11 of the last 15 AFC title games while the rest of your teams have been reorganizing their coaching staffs. Brady-Edelman-Gronk is still well and intact and will be right back in your grill at the top of the league next year, terrible running game or not. All three are still in their respective primes, undoubtedly. If you think I was upset after the loss, guess again. I watched the final minutes on the Verizon NFL mobile app while checking out Ventura breaks and hit it for an hour at S*****'s P***t.

Not watching the Super Bowl, I never watch anything once the Pats are out. I'll be on some fat ass long period wave while you cats stuff your face with jambalaya two Sundays from now whining about your underachieving teams and hating on those that have won 12 of the last 13 division titles and played in 6 of the last 15 SB games.

 

I would say those two touchdown passes he threw had something to do with it. Don't act like he didn't do ANYTHING. He did more than people were expecting. Fact is, everything I said would happen in that game, happened in that game. He got hit what 23 times?

 

Except for the Broncos running part. Pats D was the only bright spot. Don't think we'll see any of those bozos on the Pats offensive line inking contracts next year. Good game overall. Denver did the one thing you *have* to do to beat the Pats, fvck with Brady, which they did on nearly every pass.

I'll be rooting for Denver in the superbowl, but Carolina looks like a buzz saw. Manning will need to regress to the Manning of old to win this one, but it would be cool to see him go out in style with a win, he deserves it, although he'd still be 2 shy of Brady

 

I'd like to say he can't get much worse than is last two SB performances, but I think we all know that would be a lie. He got his only SB win handed to him against that horrific Chicago Bears team - any team in the AFC that year would have run train on them. Rex Freaking Grossman.

 

Broncos ran the ball 30 times for 99 yards, compared to New England's 17 for 44. I wouldn't say they ran all over the place, but they wore them down and kept Brady off the field. 30 rushing attempts pretty much sums up what I was referring to. That's how you beat him along with hitting him on almost every play. Crazy part is they were rushing only 3 on a lot of plays, that's talent! Brady is incredible though, still gave his team a chance at the end, so respect for that.

 

buh bye Brady is the only stat that matters.

I think Carolina is gonna kill it as long as Cam is healthy. It is all on Denvers D. to keep them in the game.

 

Brady definitely has him in the Super Bowl department, but it has to bother him that he hasn't won against Peyton in the Playoffs in his last 3 attempts... Through Eli in there and he hasn't won against a Manning, in the post season, since 2005.

 

Denver didn't do much of anything after the first half - that's where the real damage occurred. Peyton also handed NE the ball four times in the final seven minutes of the game. If the Patriots opted for field goals instead of going for it on fourth down, they win 21-20 at least. Terrible decisions on their part.

 

I was laughing at his decisions to go on 4th. Rule #1, NEVER take points off the board when there is still time on the clock. Kinda like leaving waves to find waves. You almost always get skunked!

 

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I think just losing pisses Brady off. The boy is driven.