If you were a homless surfer(USA) or wanted to bail the rat race where would you go

Daaaamn smitty, somebody needs some booty and a beer.

 

Just watch out for dirty Mike and the boyz:
[video=youtube;LWmNIgKlsEA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA[/video]

 

You know nothing about Westport, Pepsi or the Strait. Don't come here.

 

lol I was a homeless surfer for 6 months,some of the best times of my life happened in that period.i almost drove cross country to cali to get away from everything.probably a good thing I didn't,my car probably would've broke down halfway through pa

 

Buy a small sailboat and cruise around. I just saw a decent Pearson 26 for $2000 on Craigslist. I Cruised a 28 ft sailboat from the Outer banks to the Bahamas for three winters and would bartend 6 months a year.

 

Life on the hook, it's beats sleeping in the bushes with the bugs and critters. Fresh fish and waves all day err day. As you mentioned, old sailboats are dirt cheap.

 

I'd live in the homeless encampment in the woods between Upper and Lower Trestles. They have a regular village built back in there that we stumbled into hiking some of the trails a couple months ago. They raid the Carl's Jr soda and salsa bar and bathe in the bathroom there. Great surf just steps away from your home made of pallets and cardboard.

 

Id go to get a job.

 

being homeless sucks. you won't surf much being homeless. you'll be more worried about finding a place to keep your jars of pee and your next hit of ice.

 

Exactly.
Life as a truly homeless person is brutal, full of drugs, crime, police, and the mentally ill.
It's no where you want to be in life, surfer or not.

 

A time machine? Seriously? Being homeless in 2016 is much different than 1969.
Get a job

 

Guys... look at the original dates of OP. It's been 4 years... You can't yell at South Jetty Bill no mo... He has went on to be soooo much more than SJB... He once astral-projected to my break and we surfed with elves...

 

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Catch a cargoship to the south pacific and be homeless in paradise

I can make millions on the stock market like yank and gaff by using computers at the local library.

 

http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/swamis-southern-california_4789/

Apparently people in SD dont work. There has to be 75+ at Swami's right now

 

Maybe I'm missing something. I've been out of SD for a long time, but I don't remember too many days that Swarmy's had less than 75 in the water. Going back to 1978. Seriously. Jeez, even Big Rock has been taken over by bodyboarders...that would've never happened pre-1990.

 

But that's what my life is like always. Job or no job.

 

I know everything aboot Pepsi and Westport from my time on wannasurf.

I can read between the lines. Pepsi's some dude who can ride-down-the-line and do a few small hacks and thinks he's b!tchen.

Jeez, you sassing me again. Make up your mind. Don't make me stalk you. Well, if I do stalk you you'll score three goals and get a lot of endorsement deals. That Carli Lloyd is on many commercials these days. She's even featured in a NJ Lottery commercial.

Hey moderators. I'm only joking I don't stalk people. So relax.

Ha, Blasters knows how to rile people up. People all getting excited over shat's that's four years old.

 

Oh Kidrock you aren't that SouthBayRay guy are you?