I'm better when I drink?

I'm a better dancer when I drink.

 

Yeah....with your boyfriend?? hahahahahaha!!!

 

never listen to your girlfriend, I retract that, re-train your brain so that when your girlfriend speaks all you hear is the voice of charlie browns teacher.

I know a guy who's girl is extremely loud and annoying. One day his girl and him were at a neighborhood bbq. He was looking at his girl as if he was listening and nodding his head in response. I noticed he had earplugs in. I tapped him on the shoulder later when no one was around and he removed an earplug and said whats up? I asked why earplugs? He said how do you think I have been able to stay with my girl for 15 yrs....

 

Haha... oh man.

I appreciate the advice NJglide. Nobody wants to succumb to the castrated d*ckess bewilderment that is domesticated servitude.

I was just joking about the GF quote, & I'm not really an alcoholic. At least not during the day, haha. My girl basically lets me do whatever I want, as long as it doesn't involve other women...

Headed out for a sunset sesh right now. Wish I brought a beer! Cheers guys

 

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Metard after eating at the Waffle House--adverse reactions.

 

I'm with DSUP and Jayd, surfing while buzzed is awesome.

I love the all day at the beach style buzzed surfing.

However, my favorite is working in the yard all day, throwing back a few cold ones during the afternoon, and going for a sunset sesh with a solid buzz. I love getting in the water all sweaty and covered in dirt and grass. So satisfying.

For this to work you can't be drunk, only buzzed. Just enough to give you the goofy confidence, but you still have most of your motor control.

If I'm full on drunk I'm generarlly more careful becasue I know I'm impared. If I'm just buzzed I feel confident and everything is more fun.

 

I'm better when I micro-dose.

 

Now you got me thinking, lol!

 

Let's see how then, that baby comes out!!
No more micro dosing for you!!!!!!

 

o barry

 

"You're pretty when I'm drunk"

One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
[X4]
(And I'm Pretty ****in' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]

 

Your such a PIG Barry

Death to Barry's everywhere

Z Dawg's gonna make shirts for everybody with that slogan

 

An anti-drug ex-cop daytrader bombarding a surf forum with negativity on an hourly basis... And Jawn is the only one who seems perturbed.

Perhaps there are morons aplenty here.

 

Jawn is not only "perturbed" but mentally disturbed as well.
And yes, there are a lot of morons here . In fact, that term, moron, was never used until I introduced it to you all. Now, there are even threads titled using the term. All of you use it with regularity.
How to make morons and influence deep morons??