So I watched Apocalypse Now last night. Had not seen it in a bit so I was due. Got me thinking.... Would you be willing to annihilate a small heavily armed village in a third world country for a perfect A frame? Discuss... My answer is yes however I would have not called in the napalm due to the fact that it made the wind go onshore.
Seems like Napalm would be the easiest route for clearing said village. Then you can surf that A frame with the burning dystopian landscape background to enhance the GoPro footy. Onshore is the new Offshore anyhow.
pffft. Who needs bombs? just get a smooth talking developer with a few paid elected officials sell it to gringos from off and you can have the whole village work for you. badaboom badabing.
What do you know about surfing Major, your from goddamn New Jersey. I'm in Pittsburgh right now and have nipped at a lil bit of ye ole Jack Daniels. This focking city could use a solid naplaming right about now. What a ****e hole. There's supposedly a decent break on the Monongehela River I may check out tomorrow. They keep telling me it's Charlie's point. But it's a 6 foot peak.
i hate Pittsburgh. once i took a wrong turn there on my way to Kentucky and ended up in Chicago. It was a work trip so that just made it suck more. I was really baked too so that was a contributing factor.
