What is the most dangerous things at surf spots.

The semi-athletic guy who has the board that is just short enough to get past the break in large surf by ditching his board, but also just large enough that he can paddle and get into any wave. He is capable of taking off front-side, but nothing else. He is inexperienced enough where doing all of the above takes up his entire concentration and pays no attention to his surroundings.

He'll either be on a fun-shape or SUP and he's coming to kill you...

 

The north side breaks so far out I don't even think he would've heard/seen the lifeguards. They were towing both sides and just being d!cks. Dude literally had his feet strapped in like it was the halloween swell.

 

Down the beach away from the crowd and far from the jetty, fine, but not right through the pack, that's just asking for trouble. Hope someone teaches him a lesson one day if it continues.

 

hey sounds like another idea for you for work DP

 

surfer in front paddling out and ditching his dam board...understand if they are ball bashing crunchers. Rule of thumb, they ditch I am probably gonna have to ditch, unless someone is right behind me.

 

2 local surf stars doing stepoffs from a jet ski in 3-4 foot surf at Lighthouse.

But hey, they got their sweet video slung all over Surfline...neatly editing out the fact that they didn't paddle into a single wave.

 

People who are surfing on SUP boards. I mean surfing as in paddling & actually popping up on a SUP. I got hit by some guy who was doing that once because he ditched his board. He then apologized & told me his board was too big..like obviously.

I was nice to him though

 

90% of surfers in Monmouth County...bet

Ah thank god for the lack of privileged white kids who would vote for Donny Trump in South Jersey

Hey Cee Cee I'm still waiting on that PM so I can hit you on the DM if you know what I be sayin'

 

I knew someone would go there lol

 

hahahaha #SuiteCaroline

 

Knife wielding Vietnamese fishermen at the Lake Worth pier. They will gut you like a fish if you tangle their line whilst shotting the pier. Bonzai roundeyes!

 

bwhahahahaha

 

SUPs!!! and drunk sh*theads driving off the beach.

 

If I see people wearing beekeeper suits aka burqas on the beach this summer at the-place-that-shall-not-be-named then I'm going to say that would be the one. And then send wankasaurus & sigmund over there to see if the beekeepers are strapped with bombs.

 

Are their bombe vests properly secured?

 

Likely so. Who giveth a fukkketh, tho, since the two insane clowne apologistastas will be making the entreaties to the burqa-clad suicide bombers - - who's got dibs on theire surfborts?!?

 

Summertime in Wrightsville Beach they have "surf zones" everybody has to surf between a set of flags, and they allow people to swim in these "zones" which completely negates the purpose that they where created for. (to prevent people from getting hit by boards) One word.... Kookapocalypse.

 

Whale jizz.