If Whale Vomit is Worth 50k, Whale Jizz is Worth Millions!

haha, I saw this yesterday and was wondering when you would post this!

 

My dad, who was in the Navy, when someone really pissed him off, would call them "Whale Poop, the lowest thing on earth, at the bottom of the ocean". For some reason, the thought of that makes me smile.

 

I ain't gonna tell ya ta start a jerkin.... but hey... ya never know what them scientists want.
Don't forget to take breaks!

 

My dad was in the Navy and used that analogy as well...but instead of "whale poop", he called it "Grummy".

Apparently, the word has a different meaning in the Urban Dictionary.

 

Whale loads are worth boat loads.

 

Boat loads? I would have thought ship loads.

 

Mother lodes

 

my jizz iz price less butt u hav too skrayp it of ur sisters face first.

 

your

 

wut?

 

fk it bro man another actt and keep on keeepn on

 

He could call it "Whalejiz"

Or................

 

walecum