Propper etiquette? Set the board on fire?

I think breaking one fin off would be appropriate.

 

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Walk it about 200 feet and bury it deep.

 

Perfectly within your rights to set it on fire. Or chuck it into the parking lot.

Technically you could have still thrown his sht into the water. Grab both boards (dragging his along behind you is acceptable), paddle out with both, untie the leash, and set it free.

 

make him by you a cup of joe and then make him remove the wax off your board top and bottom while you enjoy said cup of joe. Then make him rewax your deck All while you break his shoes and and give him a presentation about being considerate.

an appropriate response that he will never forget.

 

Any form of sabbatoge would be exceptable. I like Tlokeins the best with thr fin snap in second. As much as I like fire that would be some gnarly smoke on the water. Did it have a ron jons sticker on it?

 

Simply make his leash "untied" properly. He would paddle out unknowingly and first wipe out....board goes bye-bye and you get to watch and get fulfilled with the ole' eye for an eye!

 

Either set the board wax side up, in a matter of 5 mins. there would be no more wax on the board......or.......give the board to the next grom walking by, no, don't do that just kidding...lol.

 

I think you could have taken a big dump on his board and waxed the windows of his car with a giant COCK. I think that would have been sufficient.

 

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Just tell him what he did wrong he probably has no idea...


kill em with kindness.

 

He should be made to contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

 

Karate chop!

 

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Roll it back and forth, deck down, in the sand.

 

Drop some LSD in his drink.

 

There are so many uses for that tube of Krazy Glue that you carry in your rig; not just for gluing the door locks of the entitled asshats who steal parking spots and / or take two spots in the parking lot!

 

cover it in lube

 

Good idea. Then they'd have to chase down Wayne's van of doom. He can't resist anything covered in lube. He'd pop out of the sand like a ninja and have that bort duct taped and in his van in less than 3 seconds.