woman goes to hospital with shark still attached to her arm

It doesn't say in the article but were they able to save the shark?

 

Shark died and still wouldn't let go. Crazy. It was a pup, maybe it thought her arm was a teet

 

It is a wonder to me that shark didn't somehow end up with multiple wounds and a detatched body. Valhallalla, you'd let that shark go if it was attached to your wife, mother, sister, transbrother?

 

"nearly a 2-foot shark"!!! im glad they could save the limb.... unreal...

"the woman was later treated for a hickey on her forearm"

 

Sharkbanz

 

A blonde goes to her gynecologist.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked her doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."

The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."

 

Now that just made this thread "Worth it"!

 

Well, I wouldn't go seeking revenge on the shark or anything if that's what you mean. It's just doing normal shark stuff.

 

Read they were f'ing with it before that happened. They should of saved the shark and put her out of our misery. That was one badazz shark!! Good for him.

 

idk man, that shark was so clingy. and a repeat offender. cereal nibbler.

 

gangster

 

don't f a shark

 

Looks like a nurse shark. They're really docile unless you still your hand in their mouth. Like a big catfish really.

 

She Got what she deserved, she and her friend were terrorizing the Sharks. This could be a good opening scene for the next Sharknado installment.

 

Does this get documented as a "Shark Attack"?

 

Shark Attack!

When I was spearheading the campaign for Surfrider Foundation to stop shark feeding dive operators from being dumbasses in our local waters, I was in close contact with George Burgess of University of Florida (stuff it you semenholes). He has documented every reported shark attack/bite/nip in the state of Florida since way back (you thought I would give you real facts?). The lowly nurse shark had the highest incedence of biting humans of any species (including spinners, blacktips,and the deadly bull sharks). Why, Why? Because stupid divers think in their oxygen starved branial lobes: "Wow, look, a nurse shark, cool. I like nurses. They are sexy in their white outfits and stockings, and frankly they are nuts and give great head. I'm going to pet her and stroke her tail." Then, blam!, they get bit in the A$$, come up to the beach in a huff, and then the poor shark gets killed, the firefighters (God bless them) get to break out the Jaws Of Life, and remove the poor nursey from his a$$, hopefully in full view of Channel 25 Foxnews. It happened once just like that at the Boynton Inlet north jetty a few years ago, look it up. I can't make this shi$ up.

Writer's note: I tried to look it up, I couldn't find it. I swear I didn't make it up. But, anyway here is some cool stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGApgrZGzA


2:10

 

They really couldn't get the thing off her arm? Nurse shark's teeth are so much smaller and it's a juvenile

 

Put an M80 Up its ass, it'll let go

 

lol a little nurse what a attack.