Puerto Rico Anyone go to for surf tripe's there

What are you, 12...??

 

No that place is full of Puerto Ricans and they are worse than mexicans

 

Never been there.

 

Wait 'tll December... that'll give you lots of time to read up.

 

visit in mid summer, plenty of waves then.
If you visit in winter it's too crowded.

 

Too crowded and snowing... It's the middle of winter.

 

tripe

 

i go for cheap coke and hoes an boats and hoes.

 

Is Marvin Gaye?

 

yeah kinda but he can singe.

 

Well lemme ask ya dis!? Does Stevie Wonder?

 

Terrible place, waves suck.

Zika Virus, bankruptcy, rich pricks invading the lineups and scary sex with people in coconut masks.

Don't ever, ever come here. Really. Please stay home.

That goes for you too Barry.

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And boots and pants?

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Well, finally....a candid picture of skankee yankee!!!!

 

Barrye wille helpe youe oute. Hee hase alle thee insidee infoe. He'se ae gringoe, bute hee spente manye yearse theree.

Enjoye youre tripe

 

For a small fee, anything is possible!!
Cudas Tours!!!

 

My favorite surf tripe:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sopa_de_mondongo

 

My wife took your advice. She surprised me with tickets. Be there on Saturday it's our 10th anniversary.

 

^mercy mercy me

Alls I know is "Lets Get It On" is a panty dropper!