Surf trip

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by dirtyjerzey33, May 29, 2016.

  1. dirtyjerzey33

    dirtyjerzey33 New Member

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    May 29, 2016
    Grew up surfing in the NE and just moved to soflo. Trying to put together a last minute surf trip to central america or mexico, looking for people to do it with. If I spend 2 more weeks without surf in florida I'm going to lose my mind. first thread so have some mercy
     
    Last edited: May 29, 2016
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Have you introduced yourself? No.
    Please write extensive introduction post, and as everyone else has done, include pictures of your wife (or girlfriend), naked, tell us what kind of bort you ride, car, color preferences, etc.

    Of these, the pics are the mandatory ones!!!

    The go kill yourself. As another very famous poster insists!
     

  3. dirtyjerzey33

    dirtyjerzey33 New Member

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    May 29, 2016
    thank you that was very helpful
     
  4. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    At least tells about your leashe knotte...
     
  5. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Go to Mexico right now and you'll have good waves for the next week.
    Pack your big boy suite. Post post pics of your chic and a welcommme thread.

    Also, remove your # before Wayne geo locates you and tries to BF you.
     
  6. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    does bf imply Best friend?
     
  7. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Also check with 2fun he seems to be a world renowned traveler of sorts
     
  8. dirtyjerzey33

    dirtyjerzey33 New Member

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    May 29, 2016
  9. dirtyjerzey33

    dirtyjerzey33 New Member

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    May 29, 2016
    I'll definitely post a picture of my gf's tits on here don't worry guys
     
  10. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    I know a few guys that live in Mehico but they won't guide you unless you bring really good equipment and have a four wheel drive truck. The newer the better. Good dudes, they'll keep you entertained your whole trip! Contact me if you want I'll let them know where and when to meet you.
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    By all means, pls do. Consult with Metard if you need technical ass-istance.

    Because not only would that be a Forume Firste. you would also drive barry cooter around the bend into frothing wackko mode, possible straitjacket item, cause the only teets he's seen are on chucka-boo-boo's latex rape dummy.
     
  12. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    bahahahahaha, CLASSIC!
     
  13. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    So, wait, you want to organize a last minute, out of country surf trip with some randome strangers you solicited on the discussion forumme of the premiere surfing wave predictin' internet websuite? Good luck with that especially without a propre 'Hello' treade.

    Also, where have you been? I too live in 'soflo' deep within the Bahamian shadow and I surfed my cock and asshole off the last two days. Perhaps they are not quite up to Jersey standards but there's been shiploads of fun accessible waves around. It's all aboot the sand reconne, bro.

    And we really need those pics so get on that soon, OK?
     
  14. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    You couldn't have said it better, well done!
     
  15. Panhandler

    Panhandler Well-Known Member

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    Oct 27, 2015
    Funniest sheet I've read in a while. Right now, I would sell a tourista to Wayne for some waves.
     
    Last edited: May 30, 2016
  16. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    What happened here? We're still waiting. I mean bubs posted up pics of his gf. Maybe you're too busy organizing your overseas surf expedition with randome strangers from the internets? Or perhaps you're just a typical abandonner?