Surfing...

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Braap, Jun 8, 2016.

  1. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

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    Dec 1, 2014
    Surfing has given me heartburn the last dozen times I have gone, i have eaten different things and not eaten at all before going to the same effect. Heartburn after about an hour or two in the water.

    Does anyone else have this happen? If so, what do you do to prevent it?
     
  2. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

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    Dec 1, 2014
    Also, had a tourist get a really sweet picture of me in the barrel yesterday before I fell. Hoping the dude emails it to me like he said he would.
     

  3. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    For ulcers, you need antibiotic . They're caused by bacteria H. Pylori
     
  4. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Quit coffee. No chocolates. Watch you dairy intake. No acidic foods. Stop drinking ocean water. Get a different body.
    Get a different bort. Use a different wax. Wear only Gucci baggies.(cut offs ok) Shave your head. Call everyone "brah". Get some tats (over your navel). Throw the double shakas, every time.
    Then go see a doctor, get an endoscopy, a rectal exame, an MRI, an EKG, blood work, urine tests, then go back to the doctor and call us in the morning with your results.
    I'm sure it's not serious.
    Good luck!
     
  5. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    I've seriously reduced my gluten(mainly bread) intake and that has made all the difference for me - it doesn't work instantaneously, takes a bit to get anything out of our gut

    Also used to sleep on my front all the time - quit that too, no more heartburn
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You know how the locals celebrate Halloween in West Virginny?

    Pump kin.
     
  7. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Yea I know, I've been there too. Seriously. To make a bad situation worse, the last thing anyone needs to do is get on this site for advise.
    The logical thing to do is see a doctor, as I advised.
    Take it from there.
    And as long as we're feeling the love... you too!
     
  8. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

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    Dec 1, 2014
    Well went to a dr this afternoon after some advice given here, turns out I have a stomach lining issue caused from salt water... now am on steroids and antibiotics. Doc said shut my mouth when I go under water, i told him but doc. My tongue has to be out of my mouth when I'm surfing. It's just how it works
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Oh, I see....you are a "drooler"???
     
  10. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Not supposed to drink the ocean, you know that right?
     
  11. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Eat plain yogurt every day and take probiotic pills while you are on antibiotics.
     
  12. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    I had a friend once who had the same symptoms and then got the same advise from his doc. It didn't help so after a lot and I meen a lot of research this is how he solved his problem and it works right away.
    1- Before you go surf tuck and tape your P E N I S between your legs and wear a speedo.
    2-Then send us pics!

    Jk bro , glad you got some help
     
  13. MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    I almost always get heartburn after surfing really early. If I eat too much the night before and get up for dawn patrol and have a coffee on the way, I'm usually focked after. Especially when I get a coffee on the way home too. I have found that eating far less or earlier the night before and making sure to take a big shiite in the morning will keep the heart burn from flaring up. Still will get it from time to time, but I think it also has to do with getting salt water in the mouth and stuff as well as laying on the board for extended periods of time.
    But diet is the biggest key. Change your diet and you will feel great results. You will always be craving pizza and junk, but it is worth it.
     
  14. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Glad you got the problem solved Braap.
    As Betty said...yogurt
    Like I've said, I've been through this too.
    As we get older we have to adapt. Hope no offense was taken in my original post but seriously, it's all right there.

    Just kidding about the Gucci shorts though.
     
  15. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

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    Apr 4, 2016
    Quite surfing and buy a SUP...problem solved
     
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    if they cant keep it in their pants they keep it in the family, lets see if i can get 3 infractions in 3 days...simod666
     
  17. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

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    Dec 1, 2014
    Yogurt is something the doc suggested as well. And no haha I take no offense to anything on here. It's all in good fun!
     
  18. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    A 32oz cup of Whale jizz will do the trick.
     
  19. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

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    Dec 1, 2014
    Where is walerus when you need him?
     
  20. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    Heartburn.....simple fix is to fvck some whores,
    Dew.