Let's lighten things up, who wants a $20,000 surfboard?

Damn... I would look good on that, especially with the $145 hoodie.

 

Roy's back in business!?

 

Stevie Wonder could do a better paint job than that.

 

ah, good, you boys finally found my website.

 

that **** is dumb

 

Why 20 G's?

 

The mere fact that you are asking this indicates that there really is a sucker born every minute.

 

I would love to surf with whomever buys this. Then I can ram it with a long board insuring to put in a keel-size ding all the way to the boards center. Would be fun....

 

Gotta wonder what type of company or ad agency would consider directing which demographic they are aiming this crap at.

I mean, seriously...I've never met a surfer who would go for this type of BS. A $20,000 fish (and not a very good one, at that) and a $150 hoodie to wear it with? Maybe the same idiot who would buy a Tuna Tanker from Roy (if he even exists).

My advice to Stampd: Know Your Fvcking Demographics

 

http://www.stampd.com/collections/coming-soon/products/elevations-surfboard

http://www.stampd.com/collections/coming-soon/products/atomic-attack-surfboard

Funshape and quad available too!

Have fun keeping wax on those boards!

 

MADE IN LA!

Fvckin artsy losers. The guise from Waht youth must be behind this...

 

I'd fkn kill for a Greg Noll paipo.

#9/12

 

Dat bort suitable for framing in some yupsters trophy home, not for riding.. perhaps next to a Picasso knockoff.

 

You get free shipping with a purchase over $150, so really, this is more like a $19900 surfboard when you factor that in...

 

Tax is 1,700
Thats like 1 and a half proctor boards!

 

Hate to say it but I kinda like that shape if it was a quad and the swallow was dropped in favor of a more squared off tail. He is such an artist Im sure he could handle these minor adjustments for a nominal fee.

 

it would look great in my 20.000$ house

 

Like this?

http://www.stampd.com/collections/coming-soon/products/atomic-attack-surfboard