12 Foot Tiger Shark

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ChavezyChavez, Jun 30, 2016.

  1. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Paint a dot on her forehead and we'll call it good
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lube
     

  3. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Consider it done homey
     
  4. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Avoid chafing. See the rash guard tread
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I like a good chafing, feel the burn... yeeeeah! Wooooo!
     
  6. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    That fugger's been circling you for months and now she's pissed with a barbed hook stuck in her mouth


    GOOD LUCK!




    just kidding...but paddle with a bud
     
  7. Wahoowa

    Wahoowa Well-Known Member

    45
    Sep 2, 2009
    Unless it breaks like Jbay, find another sand bar.
     
  8. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    And if your real name rhymes with d!ck lanning, maybe find another sand bar anyway
     
  9. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    NOW you're talking, FvCK YEAH! MURICA!
     
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Hindu grrls, Amish grrls, same thing Chavey....once the lights are out, their armpit hair can be ignored.
     
  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    But the Amish bush hair. The horror, the horror, the horror
     
  12. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Best tide in Top Sail is low? Come on now sir, you know better than that. I hope. Fish in the ocean in Carolina? And small swells at low tide. Seems like you have it all figured out.
     
  13. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    186
    May 12, 2008
    Petition to enter Topsul into the SI lexicon as the proper pronunciation of 'Topsail'
     
  14. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Agreed. Long as you admit that low tide sucks. As long as you live from buxton to cocoa beach. A low tide sand bar is either massive swell or an accidental ankle slapper on a beach that has no business being surfed.
     
  15. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    186
    May 12, 2008
    Hey, I'm not disagreeing with you there. Incoming tide's definitely the most ideal, but surfin at low tide's fun too.
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    tsk, tsk.....such limited surfing skills.......
     
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Those wimmen gots Don King in a leglock
     
  18. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Yes, Zack, I do,have it all figured out. It took me 53 years, but I think I have it down. I used to actually respect you on here dude, I considered you one of the knowledgeable guys on here along with LB Crew, Erock, etc.
    I guess the waves I was catching around low tide in between Buxton and Sebastian don't count since you know it all. You're the worst kind of douche. You're a condescending d!ckhead. This place was better when you were persona non grata.
     
  19. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Thanks bro...
     
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    its funny when people think they are blowing up spots and everyone else is as clueless as me lol,i just figured out "topsail" is a beach,i have no clue at all what state it is in..i honestly thought this thread was about the tiger shark they found in nj a few weeks ago.

    no harm topsail surfers