OC lifeguard ruined my day

Umm try staying in PA.

If you had any idea you would know that skimboarding is not allowed during lifeguard hours.

I usually dislike guards but if they are going to be pissing off lame pennsyltuckians I may have to change my opinion.

 

HAHAH, local? I'm at the beach 1-3 times a day. Summer is 90 days.

FYI If you're a **** to the lifeguards, they have full police authority in the absence of cops. So they can actually arrest you. Keep that in mind while you "skim" where you want. Also, I really hope you do get your "petition" passed and OC drops their lifeguard budget. Then your ass gets skegged in the water and you have to amputate your leg cause you severed it severe enough. Whose the **** then? They would have saved your ass.

Also what is the point of going all the way to OC to skim. You can do that at a river...


Please just stay in PA.

 

trolled i believe?

 

Who is that dude.....

PA,, And you really tell people that??
Try going up 2 Rehoboth Beach with that mess...

 

Further:

Hrm... or even better...

 

I'm with you, the guards are always hasslin' me when I try to launch my ocean-kayak right into the swimming area. They say it's too crowded but I know they're just jealous when they see me carvin the lip and diggin my paddle into a fat turn. I put a sticker on one side that says "Guards are Fa*s" and one on the other that says "Gaywatch". Screw the petition, just wait 20-30 years for all that melanoma to start spreading, then you'll have your revenge.
Skim Hard!

 

this is too funny. you think youre local? or even close? thats the problem with tourists "oh im local cuz I have a beach house" stfu and stay at home

 

hahahahaha 5 time a summer ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

haha

hahahahaha, typical PA teenager. thinks there the next kelly slater cursing and trying to start a fight. haha, "dude i come down 5 times a summer" hahahahahahaha thats funny ****. like to see him out this weekend... not gonna happen. sorry but this is just to funny

 

amen my friend amen


duckiin 3ple oher head in caiolpe days don worryyyyyyyyyy

 

PA residents are OC locals too....since when?

Don't you see those bumper stickers on cars from PA to prove it? That **** cracks me up and now this guy wants to regulate the beaches and petition to have the guards removed from the beach. I bet no one will ever confuse you with a brain surgeon.

 

Been surfing in OC a "long time", since 2006?????? that's a 'long time'???? Stay in Pennsyltucky...

 

dude its people like you that make me want to run into a knife go the hell back to PA and stay there why would you come to OC to skim every local knows that skimming in OC is weak take your lame ass to ReHomo area for that stop crowding our waves with your stank ass... i bet we wont be seeing you saturday or sunday when the swell comes through


go fall down a mountain

 

just glad hes not stinkin up the water in nj as if we need it any more

 

"I have been surfing in OC maryland for a long time (since 2006) and I know the place really well (IE best breaks and secret spots)."

Man, I've been here for way longer than you and I'd love to know more about these secret spots that you're talking about....

PennRipper - You're a CLASS - A GOON!! Please stay home, it's people like you that we all hate with a passion.

 

"A long time since 2006" hahaha. Please tell me this guy just made an account today for laughs. Can we please get great white shark in here to eat his a*s.

 

There really should be a folder on this site for "classic posts." I am sitting here laughing my ass off! Great way to start the day.