NJshredmachine

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Brode, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    ive noticed pockets of the guido population appearing as far south as southern north carolina. your data brew engineer about the proliferation of the organism to South Carolina is startling, perhaps a new strain has developed and spread rapidly due to antibiotic resistance to chlamydia medication?

    god save us all if this is the case
     
  2. imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

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    Jun 2, 2008

  3. littlerhody

    littlerhody Well-Known Member

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    Jan 16, 2009
    but your replying quite a bit so that must mean in between your intense workouts your on here alot also.


     
  4. littlerhody

    littlerhody Well-Known Member

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    Jan 16, 2009
    hahah that banana must be worth 2600 bucks though. that guy is classic white trash. life savings gone (2600). that retirement fund was going to buy him a hamburger with dreads also.


     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    The teen wetnoodle, aka shredmachine, a legend in his own mind, has indirectly taken over the forum, inhabiting your threads just like his alter ego, the orange-crowned bearded kindling-riding freakish kiwi gnome.

    These self-invented freaks seek to become nightmares in people's thoughts, imaginary images dreaded in lineups, yet they are ultimately laughable for their mere existence.
     
  6. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    9/12
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  8. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    how did i never post on this?
     
  9. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    wow this is the greatest thread of all time,where was I?

    to actually read his literature is breathtaking ,its like reading the word of god he wrote himself!pretty bummed tho I'm older and dont making 6 figgas and lack the hindu count..well there can only be 1 shred
     
  10. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I've got all designed threads!

    POwned biatch!
     
  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I can't believe I've never read this thread before. This is the funniest sh1t I think I've ever read on SI.
     
  12. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Classic

    Thanks


    Should be always posted on the top of the threads for all to read, review and refresh
     
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    That's amazing you saw him on the bike path. Had me pissing when I saw the pic.
     
  14. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    You know we've Got the power to bring back threads,
    So let's revisit 'pitted, frosty, and shred
    Getting **** tossed in water at your favorite break
    And chokin on 6 figures you'll never maaaakeee

    Whoooaaa that's the power to bring back threaaaddss

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lmao!
     
  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    This hear tread should be a Sticky at the top o the list. Bangin hindus 4 life brah!
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Awesome shiiite

    Don't know how anyone would locate it, but the resurrection of the original 'Hello' tread would cause many to spew their beverages on their keyborts. And just for the helluva it, pull up that video that shartsnuffer posted...
     
  19. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I bet everyone sang this to his tone lmao...

    the shred is a myth.its like trying to talk about db cooper.for all we know he could be on an indo island or possibly rikers island.he just moves too fast,one second he's shooting the pier in ac ,5 minutes later charging mavs,and 10 minutes later in a kundai resort in a room full of hindus