ive noticed pockets of the guido population appearing as far south as southern north carolina. your data brew engineer about the proliferation of the organism to South Carolina is startling, perhaps a new strain has developed and spread rapidly due to antibiotic resistance to chlamydia medication? god save us all if this is the case
This is what my brother NJshredmachine is feeling like these days.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQiC_4kbVlA
but your replying quite a bit so that must mean in between your intense workouts your on here alot also.
hahah that banana must be worth 2600 bucks though. that guy is classic white trash. life savings gone (2600). that retirement fund was going to buy him a hamburger with dreads also.
The teen wetnoodle, aka shredmachine, a legend in his own mind, has indirectly taken over the forum, inhabiting your threads just like his alter ego, the orange-crowned bearded kindling-riding freakish kiwi gnome. These self-invented freaks seek to become nightmares in people's thoughts, imaginary images dreaded in lineups, yet they are ultimately laughable for their mere existence.
wow this is the greatest thread of all time,where was I? to actually read his literature is breathtaking ,its like reading the word of god he wrote himself!pretty bummed tho I'm older and dont making 6 figgas and lack the hindu count..well there can only be 1 shred
I can't believe I've never read this thread before. This is the funniest sh1t I think I've ever read on SI.
You know we've Got the power to bring back threads, So let's revisit 'pitted, frosty, and shred Getting **** tossed in water at your favorite break And chokin on 6 figures you'll never maaaakeee Whoooaaa that's the power to bring back threaaaddss
Awesome shiiite Don't know how anyone would locate it, but the resurrection of the original 'Hello' tread would cause many to spew their beverages on their keyborts. And just for the helluva it, pull up that video that shartsnuffer posted...
I bet everyone sang this to his tone lmao... the shred is a myth.its like trying to talk about db cooper.for all we know he could be on an indo island or possibly rikers island.he just moves too fast,one second he's shooting the pier in ac ,5 minutes later charging mavs,and 10 minutes later in a kundai resort in a room full of hindus